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no really I can’t come tonight sorry I’m busy staring at my bedroom ceiling. no yeah it’s an important task
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touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony
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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”
professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”
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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
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"online free" is the best thing you can ever type into a search bar
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The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far
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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
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my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.
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Landscapes by Shen Fei
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70 Taunting Enemies Prompts
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WARNINGS: VIOLENCE, CURSING, MENTION OF BLOOD. MENTION OF A GUN.
DIALOGUE:
TAUNTER:
“Is that really all you got?”
“Come on, you can do better than that.”
“I’m not even sweating yet.”
“Think I broke more of a sweat
“I’m sure you can hit me if you try hard enough. I believe in you.”
“So close.”
“You’re… boring me.”
“I expected more.”
“Why couldn’t the cops deal with you?”
“Oh, no.”
“I’m sooo scared.”
“Honestly, if you weren’t threatening actual lives, you’d be more of a nuisance, really.”
“This is what I was called for? You?”
“What… is this?”
“Do you want me to slow down for you?”
“If it makes you feel better, I’ll let you get a hit in.”
“This is stupid. Goodnight.”
“Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be good enough to beat me one day.”
“Come and get it.”
“That actually hurt. Wow.”
“Compared to my usual crowd, you’re nothing.”
“Get out of my way.”
“Move.”
“Having fun?”
“Aw, you’re not hurt already, are you?”
“I was just playing. Surely you can take more.”
“Oh my, is that blood? Just from that?”
RESPONDING:
“You have to get through me!”
“Shut up!”
“I can keep going.”
“This— this is nothing.”
“I’ll make you regret saying that!”
“Then let me make this a little more challenging!”
“Of course it hurts, dipshit.”
“You should be scared.”
“Stop— stop taunting me!”
“Fun? Fun? Don’t insult me.”
“I’ll show you better!”
“I can’t stand you.”
“Get out of my way!”
“Over my dead body!”
“I won’t let you get to them.”
“I’ll make sure you can’t hurt anybody else.”
“Over my grave, you bastard.”
“I’ll take you down if it’s the last thing I do.”
“If I can’t take you down, I will never forgive myself.”
“Try and move me, I dare you!”
“You’re gonna regret that!”
“You want to see what I can do?”
“You’re nothing.”
“Keep taunting me and see what happens.”
“I’ll give you one chance, walk away.”
“Fine, I guess we’re doing this.”
“Y’know, talking during fighting isn’t very professional!”
“Dammit, all right, here we go!”
SCENARIOS:
You have a stupid smirk on your face, and I’m just trying to be serious. Why are you like this? Can we fight already?
Why are you taunting me? Stop— stop dancing. We’re in the middle of a fight.
When the cops/superhero/my friend told me what you were doing, I wanted to stay in bed. And now that I’m here, I’m thinking that maybe I should have.
Is that bomb fake or real. I can never tell with you.
I’m bleeding from your knife/kicks/punches, but I’m not gonna stop fighting until you’re finally taken down.
Every time you taunt me, I see red, and you know this. I should be stronger, but I’m not.
I won’t let you hurt the people I love. Not while I’m still breathing.
You notice that I’m breathing heavy, and you just keep smirking. I— I can keep going. I can.
We used to be friends, what happened to us? Why do we always have to fight?
If you’d just put that gun/remote/knife, we could go home, y’know? We don’t have to keep fighting.
You’re not fighting like you used to, what happened?
This is pathetic and a waste of my time, you’re in my way.
You’ve gotten weaker, I can’t help but let a smirk cross my lips, this is almost… funny.
You stumble against the wall with half-lidded eyes. It’d be so easy to just stroll by you, but for some reason, I can’t help but keep taunting you.
You hate me. I hate you. Yet, taunting you is one of my favorite things to do.
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switch up your verbs (part one) ~
walked
- hiked
- moved
- shuffled
- toddled
- sauntered
- ambled
- tiptoed
- meandered
- strolled
laughed
- chortled
- chuckled
- giggled
- snorted
- guffawed
- howled
- snickered
- shrieked
wanted
- ached for
- wished
- craved
- coveted
- fancied
- pined
- aspired
ran
- sprinted
- galloped
- scampered
- bolted
- trotted
- dashed
- raced
- jogged
jumped
- bounced
- hopped
- leapt
- hurtled
- vaulted
- barged
- bounded
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