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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
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“What if we were normal about men” every time i walk past a man i send a psychic shockwave directly to their prostate just to remind them it’s there
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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
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a weird thing is that we got waves of people going "who cares if its cringe or youre annoying! have fun!" but no one really learned how to accept the fact that some people will find you annoying or think your art or your work or posts or anyrhing sucks and thats ok. rather it just became a weird "if people think youre annoying theyre just morally bad. let people enjoy things!". like no i think this yes man only biome sucks and people are allowed to not like artstyles and shows and media and other things
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