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ok hear me out because yes jake has always been devastatingly handsome but holy fucking shit he truly robbing me of the airflow to my lungs like i’m FLOORED.

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Every strum of your guitar pulls at my heartstrings. While tangling heart shaped knots in my stomach, the butterflies start spreading in my blood. In my veins. Slaving my every system into adoring your being.

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oh no nononono no

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OH NY GODODNFJDJDNDN

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This is all I care about. The necklaces. The facial hair. His hair. Earrings. Scarf return. Layered shirts. Unbuttoned even though it’s cold. Jake Kiszka. Jacob Thomas Kiszkas… sir? I don’t know.

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share the genre/theme in the tags if you'd like. my lengthiest playlist sits at ~8 hours and it's nostalgia-themed

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Ok I just need to get this off my chest. I am so sad that there is still so much exclusivity and toxic behavior in this community.

“Where are the people in it just for the music?!?”

Like cmon. I’m here for the music OBVIOUSLY. I listen to it every fucking day. It touched my soul, it heals me, I feel so connected to it.

BUT. That does not mean that it has to stop there. I LOVE more than just the music. I love the boys passion to be great people, to love their fans, the meanings of each song, and every little piece of artwork from their releases.

Yes, obviously i am ALSO attracted to the boys, that’s an added bonus that they are adorable handsome men, it is not the ONLY reason i like this band.

I am so sad and so sick of people hating on other peoples enjoyment, just because you only like one aspect of something DOESN’T mean that other people also have to stop there.

The hate in this community is just icky and I feel like we can all just enjoy the music and culture however we want (as long as you’re not overstepping, but that’s a different story).

Rant over, I’m sorry it just needed to be put somewhere

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jakes hair is getting so long 😭😭😭😭

OH NO COMFY BABIES

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my WIFE

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mentally, i’m here.

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i am a jake stache truther idc!!!

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ITS RAINING MEN

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happy sinful sunday😌

i just sent this to Li, because i love to torture her… but i also wanted someone to read it before i decided to post it…..but she’s at work. so🤷🏽‍♀️ enjoy. or don’t. either way.🫡

whatever you do, don’t think about jake coming home from a night out with his brothers and he finds you curled up under the blankets in bed, reading your favorite book while some documentary drones on for background noise because you absolutely cannot stand a quiet house. and he greets you with a crooked smile and you know he’s just a little tipsy but it makes you giggle because he just cheesily mumbles a “hi pretty girl.” and he knows you’re only wearing a big tshirt and your underwear because that what you always wear to bed and he has that lil mischievous glint in his eye but he disappears out of the bedroom and you hear the bathroom door close and after a fee minutes you just go back to your reading and get swept up in the pages. you don’t realize that jake had quietly come back into the room until you feel the bottom of the bed dip and you lay your book on your chest to see him pulling the duvet over his head and crawling up the mattress, slithering along your warm legs with open mouthed kisses and featherlight touches. and you start to squirm, “jakey, what are you doing?”

and he chuckles just this deep, warm sound from his chest and you can feel his hot breath on your inner thigh but when you lift the blanket to look at him, he rips it from your hands and lets it fall back over him with a scolding, “no peeking, mind your business.” and then your legs are slowly being pushed apart and you feel him press one for kiss to your hip, right below the hem of your panties, before he’s slipping his fingers below the waistband to pull them down. you discard your book to the nightstand and watch the blanket wave and crest with every move he makes, until he finally settles down and the sea of sheets goes still for a moment. you’re waiting in anticipation….you can feel the light puffs of breath leaving his lungs and bouncing off of your naked skin and he knows the wait is driving you mad. you’re tempted to lift the blanket again, to just see his sweet face, to beg him to do something, but you refrain. it feels like time stopped or maybe it’s just passing by very slowly and just when you start to forget the position that you’re in, when your breathing starts to even out and the anticipation fades, the only thing you feel is his hair grazing your thighs before his tongue is dragging through your folds and he latches his mouth onto you. and you cry out immediately, half from the shock of it and half from how expertly he explores your most sensitive spot. your fingers are grasping at his head from the top of the blanket, aching to twist your fingers through his hair and your back is arching off the bed and it’s all so overwhelming but so so so fucking delicious. and then you feel his fingers, just two of them, pushing into your cunt and stretching you, focusing on all the sweet spots that he knows so well. and your vision is clouding and your lungs are on fire and your legs start to shake and tremble and he has his free hand on your thigh, just rubbing soft, calming patterns with the pads of his rough fingers. you’re right there, ready for the fall, the plunge into the abyss….and Jake releases an almost animalistic growl, sucking your clit between his lips and curling his fingers just right and that’s it. you’re toppling, eyes rolling back, an ear shattering wail drowning out the sound of the tv and anything else that dare make a noise. and his tongue slows, leaving the rapid flicks behind to bring you back to earth with gentle, flat kitten licks. and he waits for you to settle, waits until your no longer gasping and heaving for air, before finishing his ascent. he pokes his head out of the top of the blanket, body hovering over your own, and he has that stupid, proud grin on his face; the one that’s all teeth and dimples and just plain goofy. and he kisses you hard and lovingly before rolling onto his side of the bed and picking the remote up to change the channel without a single word…..

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there's europe jake who fucks his guitar nasty on stage till there's sweat flying off him,

and there's europe jake that documents all the awe-inspiring art and culture and nature he sees and edits it together to a beautiful score,

and that's all the same jake, the talented, thoughtful, artful, amazing human being.

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thinking of him…….and how beautiful he is…..and how he has the sweetest smile and cutest nose and the prettiest eyes. and he’s just a bundle of perfection and talent and he could never do any wrong because he’s jaket. he’s funny and dorky and goofy but he’s also so cool. like the coolest. the kind of cool you only see in 80s movies. and he loves music and he plays with his heart and soul and he loves his fans and his three brothers and his family. he’s living his dream and even though he sold out MSG, he’s so humble and so grounded. he went from playing in his garage to selling out arenas all over the world. he’s so so so special to me and i hope he never knows anything other than love and happiness for his entire life🤍

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THIS

Hey, this is fucking ridiculous that it has to be said, but AI is not art, point blank period. Using A REAL PERSONS VOICE TO READ SMUT IS AUDIO PORN, AND POSTING IT WITHOUT CONSENT IS A FUCKED UP THING TO DO.

This has nothing to do with "art"

This is not some "woke" double standard.

It's simply people pointing out how fucking weird it is to make an audio of someone saying shit that they would not put out themselves.

Comparing fanfic, which many writers clarify they separate the person from what they write, and using AI to make audio porn of someone, which can have real fucking consequences, is wild.

I know that I am blocked by the person that is making a big deal out of this, but I don't doubt that she will see this.

Now, to have two people make soap box posts criticizing someone for an opinion is incredibly ironic seeing as both posts made such big points about double standards. And if someone is having trouble writing, or if it is taking longer for them to get chapters out, not only is it none of your fucking business, but it's not for you to judge.

Surprise, not using someone's name doesn't mean we don't know who you two are talking about. So Lucie and Cristi, I hope you feel good about yourselves for passing judgement on someone for no reason other than your personal vendettas. And btw, her having "no ideas" to finish her story has nothing to do with all this bullshit, and everything to do with her being an actual functioning member of society with more to do than stir up bullshit on the internet.

What was it that you said in your post? Oh that's right, have the day you deserve🖕

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please direct your attention to the loml and his beautiful new outfit ❤️