heythatsmyleg
Sever your leg please, It's the greatest day
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I am Chris and this is my mothertumbling Fuckr.
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heythatsmyleg · 19 days ago
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heythatsmyleg · 19 days ago
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heythatsmyleg · 4 months ago
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plz confirm
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heythatsmyleg · 5 months ago
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MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????
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heythatsmyleg · 10 months ago
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heythatsmyleg · 10 months ago
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the sickness at the core of america, according to brennan
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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happy birthday unimaginable violence
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”
“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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y'ever see insane clown posse say they would have sex with pharrel
i have
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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Is there a word for people who really like clowns? Like instead of "furry" it's clowny? I'm sorry to bother you but you seem like the right person to ask!!
i mean like. if u have a clown persona and dress up as a clown that would make u. A Clown i guess
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:
jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)
fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)
regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)
rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)
mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)
anyone who juggles
feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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the past: clown funny
the present: clown scary
the future: CLOWN SEXY
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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press f to pay the clown
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heythatsmyleg · 1 year ago
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WE LIVE IN DA FUTURE BABEY
the past: clown funny
the present: clown scary
the future: CLOWN SEXY
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