heyroslan

[heyroslan]

how are you not stressed from all the jobs you have?

“i dunno, i just don’t think they’re stressful? i’ll usually have indy, keiran, or dom to hang out with at the diner, and even if i don’t work with any of them, i’ll usually see fawn or eva stop by. if it’s a museum day, i get to look at cool shit with finn. then i get to go home to jace and the dogs. it’s like getting paid to hang out with my friends.”

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solmatua‌:

“I mean, what does it matter if the jar’s broken, you just need the mayonnaise,” Solomon pointed out for absolutely no reason as he whipped open a drawer to rummage for spoons. With his back still turned he added, “And you’re telling me Jace doesn’t have a mayonnaise kink?” Solomon turned back to to the jar with a wrinkled nose and a spoon buried in each of his fists, but instaed of handing one to Roslan he dove into the mayonnaise with both hands. Some of the glop found his fingers, and his nose wrinkled even more, but he met Roslan’s eyes with a grin. “All righty, come to Papa. Can you, like, lay your head on the table? So I can lather up?”

“We haven’t talked about it but I don’t think he does,” Roslan answered faintly, listening to the clatter of silverware. His confidence grew a little when Solomon raised two spoons. Then his confidence immediately deflated when Solomon then raised the same spoons, this time absolutely dripping with mayonnaise. “Lay my head? Like-- What, like this?” Gingerly, he took a seat at the table and lowered his head onto the cool wood, wondering if this was how people felt back when pillories were still a thing. Or beheadings. “Okay, okay, just do it quickly.”

[heyroslan]

@jacekhourimusic: @rotheboat the other ghost was just hungry and had a chocolate craving and didn't mean anything by it

@jacekhourimusic: @rotheboat when is the lava cake ghost getting home the m&m ghost misses him :(

@rotheboat: @jacekhourimusic don't use a sad face on me coward

@rotheboat: @jacekhourimusic :( i'm omw home now

[heyroslan]

@jacekhourimusic: @rotheboat was it also a ghost who bought the ingredients to make lava cake but fell asleep before actually making it?

@jacekhourimusic: @rotheboat you can't really blame me for eating the m&ms at that point

@rotheboat: @jacekhouri well at least THAT ghost had good intentions!!!

@rotheboat: @jacekhouri yes i can and yes i will. fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice? not gonna happen, bc next time i'm hiding them nowhere u will be able to find

[heyroslan]

💎💎💎 for all three pls (:

“Piper makes me immediately think of champagne, the color of the sea on a sunny day, and those boards that you can put up the side of your house and lace with flowers. Augustus makes me think sticky, but also cushioned booths and being the designated driver for your friends. Charlie is…truffles and snow angels and pet names so sweet you can practically taste it.”

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@jacekhourimusic: @rotheboat oh roslan my love, you KNOW i don't believe in ghosts. i hope i have never led you to believe otherwise.

@rotheboat: @jacekhourimusic ha ha babe :)

@rotheboat: @jacekhourimusic i just really thought it was a ghost who finished my last bag of m&m's!!! :)

[heyroslan]

@jacekhourimusic: @rotheboat um hello??? are you ok do we need to talk???

@rotheboat: @jacekhourimusic are ghosts real

[heyroslan]

rvetheday‌:

@heyroslan // “archie!” sawyer called out, chasing after his little fluffy demon of a dog as he somehow escaped his leash and ran full speed towards roslan and hopscotch. all he could do then was watch as the dogs tumbled around in the grass happily, a sigh of relief escaping him over the fact that at least they were getting along. “sorry about that, roslan,” he said, “he’s stronger than he looks.”

There was no time to recognize a dog beneath all that fluff before it barreled straight into Hopscotch. Alarm broke out over Roslan’s face before Hopscotch gave a telltale yip of joy instead of pain. “Sawyer?” The alarm eased into simple confusion once he saw who had come over, then into a grin. “I had no idea you had a dog! Holy shit, he has so much hair. What’s his name?” Hopscotch visibly dwarfed the other dog in size, but he seemed more than happy to be rolled around.

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zeldaadler‌:

“I’m going to be completely honest with you here. I would put Captain Marvel in my personal top five along with Black Panther, Thor: Ragnarok, The Winter Soldier, and Ant-Man,” Zelda said with an enthusiastic nod. She was always buzzing after a new Marvel release. She didn’t care that she was nearing middle age. They made her absolutely happy and giddy. It was nice to have something to continually look forward to and Marvel releases were always something one could count on. 

Roslan’s nod was emphatic. “I would paint my face like a Skrull just so Brie Larson could kick my ass,” he sighed into his hot chocolate. “I like your list. Iron Man’s in mine ‘cause I like to get nostalgic about it, and, like, the symbolism of a metal heart is metal as fuck.” He raised an eyebrow at Zelda, proposing next, “But whose powers do you think would be the coolest to have? Not the strongest, okay, the coolest.”

[heyroslan]

💎 !!!!! for all threee !!! please !!!

“grace reminds me simultaneously of every single girl that i’ve ever had a crush on and was simultaneously very aware of how far they were out of my league, the sound of clinking glasses, and ladders--but the sturdy kind, not the ones you’re always afraid of falling off of. solomon makes me think of the kind of laughter that makes you double over and squeeze your eyes shut. also sunflowers and, more recently, absolute betrayal. cara��s, like, fucking sunshine squeezed into a single person, and then an entire field of flowers. but i also think of those “caution: wet floor” signs.”

[heyroslan]

@ballomonyeetua: @rotheboat what's wrong???????

@rotheboat: @ballomonyeetua do you even believe in bigfoot????? or do you just "not NOT believe" in him too

[heyroslan]

💎💎💎 for all three

"i haven’t talked to oli enough, but he makes me think of silk and pancakes and mahogany. dom makes me think of the sun first thing on the morning when it’s hell on your eyes--and loud, sizzling grease, and when you feel so tired your eyes can barely stay open. jace makes me think of, like, at night when your curtains are open a little and the moonlight’s getting in and watching it makes you go, wow, i’m alive. you know what i mean? also, grocery lists and lava cake.”

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@ballomonyeetua: @rotheboat u ok?

@rotheboat: @ballomonyeetuado no.

[heyroslan]

💎💎💎 indy & sawyer

"indy makes me think of lavender and bubble wrap and, like, driving down the road with the car windows down and blaring music. sawyer makes me think of chocolate and bridges and that feeling you get when you rub or squeeze your eyes too hard and you go a little dizzy for a while.”

[heyroslan]

💎💎💎 layla

“beaches and oranges--i’m not sure why, she just makes me think of them. also, that sound that old cameras make when they’re rolling film.”

[heyroslan]

@rotheboat: i want to do exactly what you did to me: led me on, made me fall...then let me go.

[heyroslan]

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