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once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

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a teenage white girl sits at her laptop. she opens tumblr and types a new text post “most girls like one direction… but i don’t!! punk bands are wayyyyy better”

suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky. the girl has done it. she is the most unique girl in the entire world. a choir of angels writes a hymn exalting her superiority to the rest of humanity.

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reasons why people think i hate school:

having to do work

reasons why i actually hate school:

dumb fucking idiots in all of my classes

not being able to eat on my own schedule

not being able to drink coffee in class

not being able to shit

outrageously hot classrooms

outrageously freezing classrooms because the schools bipolar

having to wear pants

p.e

filthy bathrooms

teachers that cant teach

presentations

never having time to go to my locker

having to do work

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is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

you have to raise your hand and ask first

you might need a hall pass for that

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It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age with children like how do they even deal with that I can’t even keep my Sims alive without cheats

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my definition of productivity is finally watching the tv show that i hadn’t gotten around to watching