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i actually kinda like it when a character getting better includes them becoming weirder and less polite and more confusing and strange. no more "domestication" i wanna see the weird guy be weird!!!

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someday i'll be able to start a conversation without feeling like i'm bothering people

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i wish all my mutuals who @ me in those tag games a very i swear i see it and i love being thought of even though i rarely if ever do them. i love you.

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Apex predators

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oh my god. og my god. the symbolism of it all

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

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