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dog: BARK
me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT
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Generally speaking, Zombie movies take place in a Universe where zombie movies don’t exist.
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Whenever someone has loud music in public everyone is going to hate it no matter if they actually like the song
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what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button
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Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*
Me:
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Over the years we've had a variety of odd pairs
We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
these two
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
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