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Yo moma so stupid she DRACULA'S AMULET ATTACK 馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃摽馃摽馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃摽馃摽馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃摽馃摽馃摽馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃摽馃摽馃摽馃馃馃馃馃馃摽馃嚙馃嚪馃嚙馃嚪馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃
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idk i think a lot of the online left is people swindling each other into developing moral ocd for no reason
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Driving my girl to work on our tandem bicycle. Takes me 15 minutes to drop her off and 45 minutes to get back home
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Sorry your boyfriend died and came back and died and came back and died and came back and died and came back again. He was trying to find you.
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Aliens arent gonna visit us til we get all the fucking dirt off our planet its gross
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White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse
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I鈥檝e decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I鈥檝e devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.
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Any pallbearers in the club keep your hands steady!
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does any one want me or not want me or feel any particular way about me at all
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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.
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