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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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i almost watched a film once

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Whoah that analog horror was kinda spooky scary! I might not be able to sleep after that one haha, better put on some comfort media to calm down! *puts on the magnus archives*

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do not go gentle into that good night

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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

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hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

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"we ALL failed britney :(" you're calling chappell roan an entitled rude bitch in the comments of instagram reels for being reasonably angry and standing up for herself because people are treating her like an object. you would have done the same to britney, you cunt

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I didn't go into this as much in my last post b/c it's tangential to the point I was making but it really is funny to me how fandom people are so much more insane with their hornyness than everyone else. Like before I got into fandom shit I thought I was a very horny person. One day I gave one of my friends who reads a lot of m/m (but is attracted to women) access to my NSFW Twitter and she said she had to unfollow because it was "boring". What do you mean boring??? How are fat titties and assess boring??? Would you get bored of watching the sunset? Bored of The Mona Lisa??? Bored of Beethoven's 5th????? What level of gooning are you people on!!!!!!

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yeah man this strain is called ‘final girl’ it’ll have you backing away precariously wielding a kitchen knife and shaking uncontrollably

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Literally nothing better than someone in an armored suit going "👍"

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my utopia has disability in it. my utopia includes free healthcare and no-questions welfare and state-funded carers. my utopia includes building requirements that centre disabled bodies — ramps and lifts and dimmer switches and braille signs. my utopia has disability in it. because without disability, it’s not much of a utopia at all

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it’s okay hatsune miku will save me

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

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every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour

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yo mama so strong she won tournamint of power