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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
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Derek when he sees his husbn
What makes your OC’s heart go 🖤💘💖💟💗❤💝💞💛💖💓💜💙❤💝💚💝🖤💓💓💙💞?
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I’m auditioning for the role of Annelle and I’ll be singing “Father Of Mine” by Everclear
Does anyone remember that “inappropriate Broadway audition songs” meme? anyways, that but with your OCs.
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Derek when (his husbn) Damien is in any kind of danger
Which OC claims they’re tough and have no emotions and don’t care about anyone, but as soon as That One Person is in danger they go all
Bonus: who is That One Person?
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my oc phineas is literally a drag queen bitch-
Which OC wears red lipstick and which one wears heavy eyeliner
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therapist: and what do we do when we’re feeling sad?
Derek: cover my arm in tinsel?
therapist: no
therapist: and what do we do when we're feeling sad?
your OC: _______?
therapist: no
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Derek: Damien come out
Damien: I’m bi
Derek: OF YOUR ROOM JESUS CHRIST WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR-
OC Dialogue prompt
Person A: B come out
Person B: I'm bi
Person A: OF YOUR ROOM
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phineas,,, or damien,,,,
Which OC would accidentally out themselves for the sake of making a gay joke?
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Which OC refers to characters in movies/TV shows by their actor's name instead of their character's name?
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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
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30 day celebrity challenge
Day 5: Most Cherished Celebrity Obsession
Robin Thicke!!
why does he look like michael buble lmao
f**k what you say abt blurred lines, he’s so fuckin cute!!!
hes to wholesome!!!
!!111!!! yes !!!1!!!1!111!
do i have a masked singer fic in my drafts? possibly.
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i just took a dna test turns out i’m 100% dumb bitch
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