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is nothing scared anymore? women can’t even use the toilet now?

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification. article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

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either “Xng” if I’m using my Chinese name, or “Jng” if I use my English one. either way I lose.

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

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“Bottle full of liquor, I'ma drown tonight”

Dammit Brian, I didn’t need to go out like this

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

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Please, just hear me out

THIS DOES INVOLVE WHATS GOING ON DOWN AT THE BOARDER OF MEXICO

When I was six, my parents, brother and I immigrated to America. The process was long and sometimes painful for my family, especially with using English as a main language since we all grew up speaking mandarin. It wasn’t long after that process that we became citizens of the united states of America. We left everything in china, our extended family, our friends, our culture, our language, to come to America because we though things could be better here. My dad was able to open his own business and my mom started out by going into real estate. They worked hard to get to where they are, they spent hours trying to get the forms through. I’ve seen the process, I've seen the pain, I've lived in poverty before coming here, and after coming here. My point is, yes, paperwork sucks, its a pain in the ass and you won’t want to do it, but its there for a reason. if they don’t keep track of who’s in America, what they’re doing, and where they’re doing it, it’ll be the equivalent of trying to pour two gallons of water into a pint sized cup. Chaos will ensue because the vessel (America) can’t handle the influx of people (the water) and that becomes a problem. we’re already in debt, we’ve already got issues. we can’t just let hundreds of people in without paperwork and legal processes, it will DESTROY the economy. so please, let the government do their job, the accommodations aren’t going to be comfortable for them, because they weren't supposed to be there in the first place. Some people in the US can’t afford health care, and a lot of these people coming over are managing to secure health care without having to pay; either at all or the same price that a citizen has to, and that’s not okay.

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it’s great to see other amputees with a sense of humor. I lost my leg when I was fourteen because my friends mom got in a car crash while me and my friend were in the car. Sometimes I like to freak my dad out and leave my leg (the prosthetic) around the house. This usually involves hopping all the way back to my room.

Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor

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I love this cutie, ahh, it’s fricking Aziraphale moomin and i’m not okay

Aziraphale but moomin…

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Reblogging because my brother has a serious allergy to most fruit and has suffered from stomach ulcers for the longest time. Why should he suffer just because he’s already in pain? He loves oranges, but can’t eat them anymore because his airways will start shutting down. Ice tea? no lemon, if I see a lemon in his cup, your gonna have to catch these hands because i’m not losing my brother to a fricking lemon.

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

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what just happened?

okay, so I work at a fairly high end office as an assistant for the BOSS(tm) and he’s a really nice guy and usually just asks me to get him coffee, or how to bond more with his son who is also gay (like me).

so, the other day I brought his coffee into the conference room (he wasn’t there yet) and the really nice looking lady at the end of the table asked me if I was my boss (we’ll call him Mr. Jones) and I was like ‘no, i’m his assistant.’ and she was all like ‘oh, okay. I thought you looked a little young to be Mr.Jones’ and I laughed, because yeah, Mr. Jones is over thirty and i’m barely twenty.

so, we start talking and eventually she brings up her son, and she’s like ‘yeah, online dating hasn’t been working for him’ and this continues into a conversation about how he’s gay and everything that always follows and then she just paused and looked at me, paused and said. ‘you’re not uncomfortable talking about being... gay, are you?’ and she looked really worried and then I chuckled and explained that I was (mind you, some thirty minutes has passed and Mr.Jones is still not there.) 

so we get further in to the conversation and then at the end of it she gives me her sons number, and literally yesterday, he texted me this:

Unknown number: Hi, is this Jason? I’m William, (Mrs. Hollands son) I’m sorry if my mom was bugging you, however, is there any possibility we could meet for coffee sometime?

and of course, I've literally just broken up with satan(tm) [adan from the pride post I made] and I was like, you knw what, i’m not going to waste my time over someone who treated me bad during the gayest time of the year.

needless to say, we went for coffee. he’s adorable with freckles and really dark brown eyes and his hair is dyed black, but I know he’s naturally brunette because his eyelashes are sooooooooo not black my friend. he’s also taller than I am, which is a plus because i’m 6′2. he is 6′4. We’re going out again soon. did I mention he’s a totallllllllllllllll gentleman? 

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Worst/Best Pride Month Of My Life

So, my bestfriend of six years, and boyfriend of three, broke up with me in the middle of pride month. I wouldn’t be so mad, but he left me for an old school friend, Anthony. I have re-thought my life, and decided, while I don’t need a man, I wish I still had one. On the bright side, Dan and Phil both came out, so I have that to look forward to now. Also, I think my dad let it slip to my mom that I am hella G-A-Y. Next week will be fun.

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Hank: Connor, whats the word of the day?

Connor: FU-

Hank: CONNOR!

Connor: -G. It’s an alternative word for fog, Hank.

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Markus: Hey, Simon, how do I spell love?

Simon: M-a-r-k-u-s.

Markus: No, that’s how you spell boyfriend material.

Simon: owo.

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Hank: Connor, is that a weed?!

Connor: No, it’s thyme?

Hank: I’m calling the police!

Connor: We are the police!

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Detroit As Things My Friends Have Said:

Kara: Mom told me to stop making the beds, ‘cuz they looked worse afterwards.

Markus: You can have your pepper when I have my equality!

Connor: All I hear when the cops come is “You have the right to remain silent, any and everything you say can, and will be, held against you in a court of law.”

Leo: Stab me, as hard as you can, in the face. I need to feel something.

Hank: Look how ugly this shirt is! I’m buying it.

Carl: I’ll die when I want… which is now, but I can’t leave my dog behind.

Gavin: Can I kick him? Just. Really. Hard. Right. In. the. Butt.

Nines: Still can’t cook? Order takeout, and shut up.

Simon: Look at those kittens! I want them all.

North: You remember my ex-bf Bret? I totally just tagged his car. #WorthIt.

Josh: Don’t even think abo-and you already did. Why do I bother with you idiots?

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Gavin: Nines, get me coffee.

Nines: Do you want it like me, or you?

Gavin: What’s the difference?

Nines: One of us is an emotionless robot. The other is an android. So, black, or do you sugar?

Gavin: Sugar.

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My Dad, I swear

we all have crazy parents right? Nothing beats my dad trying to sneak up on a half fallen tree ‘cause he thought it was someone standing outside the house

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Living in society

Society: your being childish, grow up

(acts more mature)

society: your acting too mature for your age!!

Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!!?!!

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