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Bucky: I’d like to call in a favor

Shuri appearing from the shadows: What does my favorite broken white boy need? A new arm? New shield? New boyfriend?

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so the other day i watched a nature documentary anthony mackie narrated and its making me think of if the avengers would do something similar

like would bucky and steve talk about WW2 and educate kids about it??

Would Tony and Bruce have a science show a lá bill nye???

How many nature documentaries on birds and cats would Sam and T’challa narrate?????????

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Kate Bishop: *quite literally crashes through a roof and lands infront of clint*

Clint Barton: Welp… guess i’m a father now… again…

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stress relief batblob doodles

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My favorite thing about most portrayals of Twoface is the implication that he buys 2 different suits to sew them together which further implies he has a collection of inverted suits because ivy told him about how terrible landfills are to the environment and he may be a criminal but the polar bears matter too

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Personally i think the world would suck a lot less if everyone watched the 2011 The Muppets movie

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Dick: Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody.

Roy:

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it’s a batman thing

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Hehehe 😊😘

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Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…

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Duke: There’s a cop

Jason: Just drive away it’s fine

Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city

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Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice

Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course

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Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley

Jason: Damn, that’s me

Dick: Sick, do a wheelie

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Are you even besties if you don’t bite each other for no other reason but to be an absolute menace <3

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robin and his crime fighting (?) uncle (?)

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Dick: why didn't you bring your partner to dinner tonight, Jay?

Jason, playing dumb: no idea what you're talking about, Dickhead

Dick: oh come on, I know you're dating someone!

Steph: what, you think Jason has game??? get real

-later-

Steph: oh, I know Jason's dating Roy. he's not slick about hiding it. I just thought it was funny to gaslight Dick

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Culparía a la pérdida de sangre, pero contestaría lo mismo en cualquier otra situación.

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america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

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Dick: Do you ever just see something that changes your life? Wally: I saw you. Dick: That is so sweet and nice and totally makes me feel bad about showing you this picture of Damian dressed as a pumpkin.

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"No, because Robin-Man sounds stupid." BABY DICK GRAYSON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.