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PSA

hey everyone! i was hacked, please disregard any of the previous posts! i believe i have the situation under control! stay safe out there!

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— Young & Beautiful ( The Great Gatsby )

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🌱✨🌸.

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rip to people who love their interests a normal amount but i’m different, intense, and annoying :)

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IM SCREAMING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!! @diabolikfangirl I love you so much and I hope you have the best day ever ♥️💖💕💖💕💖💕✨✨✨

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I’ll never turn to the Dark Side. You’ve failed, your Highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983) dir. Richard Marquand

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Daenerys Targaryen is the best representation of how the Patriarchy treats women I’ve ever seen:

- Being sidelined and having a man taking credit for her achievements | Mileva Marić (Albert Einstein’s first wife)

- Being seen as a harlot who uses her sexuality to control powerful men | Cleopatra

- Being gaslighted into “insanity” because of her anger and anguish of seeing her life work stolen by a man | Camille Claudel

- Being demonized so a man can look heroic killing her (or ordering her death) | Anne Boleyn

- Being portrayed as a evil tyrant while being equally violent to her male counterparts | Wu Zetian

- Being murdered by her male lover | Nancy Spungen

- Her good achievements being demonized and erased from History by her successors | Hatshepsut

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Tomorrow is

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🕸️🎃🎃🎃 OCTOBER 🎃🎃🎃🕸️

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AHS 1984 summary

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i know my dad said not to accept any more of my lord's love letters but...i miss his beautiful words so much...

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I recently started journaling and for some reason I feel a lot less anxious and I get things done?

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IT in 2017 but pennywise is gonna starve to death because everytime he enters a teen’s room, there’s a fanfiction/smut of him on the computer and he’s the one who gets scared so he crawls back into the toilet and cry on his way to his crackhead house

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Get you a man that can do both

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My weird hipster science teacher

So this guy was maybe 26 and was my 8th grade science teacher, no one liked him and he ended up getting fired.

He...

Rode his bike to work

Had an awful man bun

Had a septum piercing and gauge ear holes, as well as a piercing in the web between two of his fingers

Routinely 3D printed earrings for his piercings

My friend was playing with a rubber band in his class and this guy takes the rubber band and ties it through the hole in his ear

Once tripped over an empty cardboard box that was in the classroom and yelled “IF I TRIP OVER THIS BOX ONE MORE FREAKING TIME IM GONNA SCREAM” before picking up the box and throwing it at the wall

Shaved his beard in class multiple times

Yelled at me for asking to use the bathroom while he was lecturing a kid about bringing pencils to class

Sent a kid to the principals office for hitting the woah during a presentation

Knew like 81649153915 card tricks and showed them all the time

Ranted constantly about his girlfriend, who was the source of many rumours and apparently had blue hair, was equally as mean, had 4 cats, and worked as an 8th grade science teacher at a different school

Treated us differently depending on how his weekend was

I was in his home room class and he constantly complained to the other teacher in the room about my science class

Took an unexplained leave and came back the day before Christmas break

A kid in my class brought a pen instead of a pencil so he took the pen and stuck it through his ear hole

Wouldn’t let me and my friend answer any questions because we had studied that topic outside of class

Then called us condescending and irritating to one of his others classes

Wrote my friends name on the table in sharpie and when I asked him what he was doing he said “writing ****’s name on the table to I can yell at him later” I thought he was joking but he mcfreaking wasn’t

Made up his own confusing as heck grading system

Gave my friend a F on a test for forgetting to write which class we were (8-1, 8-2, etc)

Six kids switched out of his class so we only had nine ppl in it

Was super mean and constantly harassed to my friend and said “I can be mean to him, he’s in my home room” which obviously makes no sense

We weren’t allowed to be at school until 8:00am due to the fact that we wouldn’t be supervised so this guy would patrol the hallways and let certain kids stay and kicked other kids out

There’s more but I can’t remember rn, anyways I’m SO GLAD to be out of his class

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)