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Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.
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ooooh rent is due soon and idk what im gonna do hahahaha
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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs
#Sorry as a Vikings fan I have to send my energies to the Eagles because KC is in our division :/#SORRY VICTORIA
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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor
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it’s like every single one of you is in competition for Miss Autism 2012
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it’s like every single one of you is in competition for Miss Autism 2012
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it’s like every single one of you is in competition for Miss Autism 2012
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it’s like every single one of you is in competition for Miss Autism 2012
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it’s like every single one of you is in competition for Miss Autism 2012
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"indica" will put you "in-da-couch", whereas "stalagTITEs" stick "TITE" to the ceiling
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