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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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talking to conservatives as a leftist is so funny sometimes because they’re like “this is the future liberals want” no, liberals don’t actually want to do that. but I do 😈

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men will have the hips for childbirth when i've finished with them

wow that's vague, threatening, AND hot

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stop saying degenerate you look like a nazi

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i need u to be aware that my ex-bf was so ridiculously addicted to cookie clicker that its one of the reasons i dumped his ass

this is good i love hearing i'm causing things like that

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the fucking echolalia this has given me is catastrophic. i can't see anything balatro or poker or clown related without saying "joker poker balala?" at least 5 times

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not to be a contrarian but at this point it just seems wild to me that people expect literally anything from the Oscars or react with any amount of indignation or surprise at the academy making bad decisions. it's literally a group of geriatrics who love slop

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House: I don't care about emotions or being nice, I only care about puzzling cases

Any character: you said no to this case but please rethink it

House every single fucking time: you're fixated on this because of a personal reason. I'll take it

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i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys

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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

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My name is Casey Jones. I'm just an American in a land overrun by roaming monsters called The Terrorists. This land is protected by rulers called Presidents, each descended from a noble Founder House.

One time, during a blood test, the results showed that I was one of them. I was an Elite. I was a President.

Now forced to attend the Presidential Academy of Defense, I am taught by instructors Patton and McArt, as I learn to harness my Presidential Power. Will I be able to survive with.... The Blood of Washington?

Featuring: Enemies to lovers, villain relationships, 🌶️🌶️🌶️, Eaglecore aesthetics, Deadly War Academy, morally grey sigma heroes, and an intriguing new feminist take on American Mythology.