ze/hir + it/its + she/he // 18yo vampire // intersex genderfluid transfemasc fagdyke // fat, autistic, physically disabled
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#this but also 51% of the country didn't vote for him#51% of VOTERS did#people who actually voted#this is an important distinction imo
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Ok weird question, bc this came up at work and I need more data points for reference to know if I’m crazy:
#i use my foot on every toilet actually#and im always wearing some genre of shoe in a bathroom#so my skin has not touched a flush handle in *months*#ppl getting upset that they've been touching shoe germs. sir are you not washing your hands either way
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Talking about this movie on the internet is NOT going to be fun, I'll tell you that much.
I'm just hoping the cast finds films to be in that people actually WANT to see and not some petulant money-burning scream against the animation medium.
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the author's barely disguised hobbies and interests
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#got home from school once#walked around the corner#and my apartment building was on fire#(not severely. i think damage was contained to mostly one unit where someone left the stove on or smth)#had to call my mother and be like 'hey the apartment's on fire. i just got home'#(nobody was hurt btw )
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It's funny that Louis is canonically always on the grind. He's investing he's a real estate mogul he's a multi millionaire he watches the stock market open and all his husbands are cringefail jobless art guys who also suck so bad. Except for human Daniel who has two pulitzers.
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Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
#stares at my magic university#that takes roughly 15 years to graduate from#my main characters are in there 30s and a few years away from graduating bc i said so <3#this also ties into the fact there isn't a set like... lifespan. most people just get ill or are killed before they're 60#but going to the Prestigious Academy 1) keeps you mostly safe for 15 years 2) gives you the skills to keep yourself alive#id argue this is a class issue#apparently i took this post as an excuse to infodump abt my worldbuilding oops
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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.
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showed my girlfriend this post and she got happy (because she isn't losing)
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Sometimes wild attraction shit happens when you learn to separate masc/fem from man/woman. I’ve known queer women find the femininity in a man attractive. I’ve known gay men get so hot and bothered by the masculinity of a woman.
There was once a guy who was not really my type but then he did drag and was suddenly wildly attractive to me. And since I’m bisexual it doesn’t give me a crisis when someone is suddenly hot to me in an unconventional way. I used to think this was particularly a bi experience.
Then I’ve met plenty of gay men and lesbians who are also chill about that sort of thing. Sometimes life is like that “oops made out with a twink in Brighton who turned out to be a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian” and sometimes it’s like “hey, I’m not normally into men but this guy has got something hot going on.��
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Why did the irony of hoarding in Skyrim just occur to me?
Like. All the jokes about using Lydia as your pack mule- a house FULL of cheese wheels- that one girl who stole so many books her game kinda turned into Fahrenheit 451
And the PC is the dragonborn. DRAGONborn
You’re a dragon.
Dragons have hoards
Almost every Skyrim player has hoarded something at least once.
Something about the game just encourages hoarding.
WE ARE LITERALLY A HOARD-HUNGRY DRAGON
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