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hey, we’ll be ok

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Doctor Who season 4 is so delightful because you can tell that The Doctor, on occasion, straight up forgets that he's sad and burned because he's busy being in a sci-fi buddy comedy. And then something will remind him and he'll be like oh! I'm sad and burdened! And Donnas almost always there to be like 'hi sad and burdened. I'm Donna' and he has a completely proportional reaction like 'i would die a thousand deaths for you'.

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I think society would be much better if it was considered more normal and acceptable to go on quests sometimes. At least once in your life, and it doesn't even have to be personal to you. Like you could call your boss like "hey my friend is going on a quest to find out once and for all what's the truth about her grandmother's childhood family. Ain't got nothing to do with me, but this is probably going to be a big one and she's going to need a friend with her."

And they'd just be like "alright, sure. See you in a year, and let us know if it's going to be longer, so we can start training a more permanent hire until you get back."

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what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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I forget there are minors on this website…to me this is the mid/late 20s-30s woman webbed site…until we age past that together

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Doctor Who The Doctor, The Widow, and the Wardrobe | 2011

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I’m just going to leave this here

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heartbreaking, star wars fan reminded of why they love star wars after prolonged burn out.

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Most politically successful assassination of a head of state by a massive margin

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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

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Just dropping a few (many) of my other fave community quotes:

"Never change, or do. I'm not your boss."

"Don't talk to me about romance. I had a three way in a hot air balloon."

"It's called chemistry, I have it with everybody!"

"I don't have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape."

"I need help reacting to something."

"Jeff wants me to make an attack ad. So why is he a pedophile?"

"I painted a tunnel on the side of the library. When it dries, I'm going for it."

"Everybody loves pelicans, they bring babies!"

"I'm the smartest one in the group and all I've been used for is bait and distraction."

"I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic."

"Your last blow-off class taught me to live in the moment which I will always regret and never do again."

"A passing grade? Like a C? Why don't I just get pregnant at a bus station?"

"I don't get history. If I wanted to know what happened in Europe a long time ago, I'd watch Game of Thrones."

"I wanna see if wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener."

"Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt?"

"I was never one to hold a grudge. My father held grudges, I'll always hate him for that."

"Fire can't go through doors, stupid. It's not a ghost."

"GAAAAY Maaaarriage!"

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me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating

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I cannot relate to people who dislike female characters for “being manipulative.” She’s literally creative problem solving before your eyes. She’s literally just using her words. Maybe the other blorbos should be less pawn-like for her beautiful hands hmm

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back