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It's that time of the year again - using his superspeed as an advantage to pelt someone in so many snowballs they might get buried in them.

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Personally I'd rather just start with the backstabbing. Although I guess it doesn't really count as that if I was never on their side to begin with..

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it's okay sonic i know you would never work for the government.

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Cowboy / Western Starters!

pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit! (a mixture of old west and modern cowboy aesthetics), some may be pulled from various media.

VERBAL

Aw, I broke the goddamn wheel!

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

Cowboy is a breed tougher than nails and strong as steel.

Can you show me how to lasso?

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Aw, I broke the goddamn wheel!

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

'Cowboy' is a breed tougher than nails and strong as steel.

Can you show me how to lasso?

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Don't mind him, he's all hat and no cattle.

That dog won't hunt, we gotta find another way to round up these cattle.

You're the biggest yellow-belly I ever laid my eyes on!

Get in the cellar, there's a big ol' twister heading our way!

C'mon, cowboy up. No sense in sitting here feeling sorry for yourself.

NONVERBAL

[GUNFIGHT]: Our muses engage in a gunfight together (whether against each other, or against others: specify)

[CAMPFIRE]: Our muses spend a night under the stars by a campfire together.

[HORSEBACK]: Our muses go horseback riding together.

[FARMING]: Our muses do farm work / take care of animals together.

[RESCUE]: Your muse has to rescue mine / vice versa.

[SALOON]: Our muses get into a saloon fight.

[WATERING HOLE]: Our muses go to a pond/lake and go swimming/fishing together.

[INJURY]: One of our muses gets injured from an animal / gunfight, and the other has to treat them.

[LASSO]: The muses practice their lassoing skills together.

[SQUAREDANCE]: Our muses go squaredancing together.

[RODEO]: One or both of our muses are participating in a rodeo.

[FAIR]: Our muses attend the county fair.

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It's true. That is sorta my namesake, afterall!

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great! cool! if you're rockin with me i'm rockin with you.

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WOAH WOAH WOAH , HEY WE DON'T GOTTA - we don't gotta scream, I'm just chillin here! Also hey!

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hello ?

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@cottonthreads sent in ; “look   at   this.   you   ruined   everything!   this   is   all   your   fault!” from surge !

Honestly, this isn’t the worst context he could think to hear those words in. Since she’s joined the resistance he’s been trying to be a bit more friendly and approachable, with.. varied success. The only times he can really convince her to “ hang out ” are when he suggests they spar. She.. takes them a bit too seriously, clearly, but it’s better than nothing. At least she can get distracted enough from it to cast blame on him.

Although maybe that’s the least of his worries, considering the everything she was referring too was actually the elaborate decoration display Amy had temporarily set aside. It was for a pretty big event later, so.. perhaps fighting in the storage area and getting thrown right into it was one of the worst things that could’ve happened.

“My fault? Look, I think we can both agree it takes two to tango! At least half of this is yours too, so it's only fair if we both fix it."

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Guess who's birthday it is today... it's his!

and eggman's. that's also a correct answer.

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That's a statement she certainly seems passionate about - and he gets it. He can understand that sentiment.. to an extent. Unfortunately for her, he has the view that everyone inherently deserves to have a point of view on premise of being alive. If that should be listened to, acted on, or taken in good faith, well, that's where he's more critical. However, he.. can definitely understand how she's gotten a more jaded viewpoint than him.

"Fair enough. I'm not gonna deny there's a lotta self centered folks out there - but thinking that isn't really gonna stop them from having one, y'know? I think the best thing we can do is just stop them from acting on that and ruining everything for everyone else - and maybe getting them to see why we're doing that. If we're lucky."

❝ you don’t deserve a point of view if the only thing you see is you. ❞

its just her humble opinion and its one that she believes in.

— @herosparade liked for a lyrical starter.

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There! That's leagues better - any built up nerves or stress practically melts off of him in the same moment she lightens up. And lighten up she has! It's clear from the way she springs up and the whole atmosphere shifts. She must be used to that dark cloud if getting rid of it brings her such instant relief, and he's glad to be the catalyst for it lifting; both for her sake and his own. If he had to sit through some stuffy, awful diplomatic discussion he isn't sure if he'd survive.

"Alright! Snow it is then! Again, you don't gotta apologize! Trust me, you weren't the only one feeling that way.. I dunno if I would've made it if I had to walk on eggshells the entire time. Heh. Anyways, glad to see it isn't just me! I probably would've looked way worse back there if it was."

Snow's eyes widened a bit when the visiting royal seemed to take off the metaphorical crown and offer a sense of normalcy over formality. Her focus pulled to different corner of the room as if there were eyes watching her to catch her failure at any given moment... But there wasn't anything of the sort in the empty throne room.

The queen properly deflated and got up from the throne with such urgency you'd think the seat had caught fire. " Please ! Oh please do ! "

Her demeanor immediately shifted to something without a looming dark cloud. Finally, someone Snow just might be able to speak to truthfully about her.... situation.

" Oh goodness me, I'm awfully sorry for my outburst! I quite felt like I was going to explode. I've made a terrible fool of myself. "

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@arksmemoir sent ; SPRAIN :  for one muse to carry the other after spraining their ankle. from this meme !

Well, that's definitely a way to end a race early! Maybe he'd gotten too carried away with the sass, seeing how he was just distracted enough to completely lose his footing due to a tree root. Apparently he did more than just trip too, considering the limp that followed, and the way he didn't much feel like running afterwards. He'd tried playing it off as nothing, just something he'd walk off and that they could pick things up later, but apparently Shadow was having none of it. So here he is, not all too thrilled about the current situation, but begrudgingly putting up with it.

"It's just a small limp - I can walk just fine, really!"

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oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

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SONIC   THE   HEDGEHOG   (2006)   REAL   TIME   FANDUB   STARTERS  .   (PART   ONE)

“   go   read   a   book   or   something  .   see   ya ,   IDIOT  !   ” “   i   can   read   very   well ,   actually   ——   ” “   honestly ,   didn’t   you  learn   about   this   in   the   third   grade  ??   ” “   long   time   no   see  !   ” “   how’s   it   goin’  ?   ”    “   you   wanna   go   get   some   ice   cream  ?  ��” “   i’m   really   hungry   for   some   ice   cream  .   ” “   i’ll   take   O N E   scoop ,   please  !   ” “   yummy ,   yummy ,   in   my   tummy  !   ” “   oh ,   fuck  …   the   computer   room  .   ” “   we   could   play   so   much   fortnite   in   here ,   dude  .   ” “   just   think   of   all   the   fortnite   battles   we   could   win   in   this   room   with   all   this   technology  .   ” “   i’m   so   proud   of   you  .   ” “   so ,   this   is   the   fabled   tilted   towers  .   ” “   how   could   you   not   know   about   fortnite  ?!   ” “   welcome   to   tilted   towers  .   ” “   my   name   is   ____ ,   and   i’m   part   lizard  !   ” “   i   can ,   um ,   kick   your   ass  .   right   now  .   ” “   joke’s   on   you  !   if   you   were   a   true   copy   of   me ,   you’d   know   i’m   gay  !   ” “   get   out   of   my   way  …   please ,   ” “   i   know ,   you   angst   so   much   about   it  .   ” “   i   fuckin’   feel   ya   there ,   buddy  .   ” “   insomnia ,   am   i   right  ?   ” “   hey ,   gamer  .   ” “   welcome   to   my   house  .   as   you   can   see ,   i’ve   knocked   over   many   chairs   because   i   get   so   tilted   at   the   towers  .   ” “   it’s   a   gamer   pad  .   ” “   not   many   girls   come   in   here   because   i   get   friendzoned   so   frequently  .   ” “   i’d   like   to   be   in   the   friendzone  !   i’d   like   friends  !   ” “   it’s   not   as   pleasant   as   you’d   think  .   ” “   unfortunately ,   as   a   gamer ,   i   don’t   get   respect  .   ” “   i’m   not   a   gamer ,   so   maybe   they’ll   respect   me  ?   ” “   that   just   makes   you   a   beta   cuck  .   ” “   that’s   the   difference   between   you   and   i ,   ____  .   i’m   an   alpha   gamer  .   ” “   that   doesn’t   matter  .   check   out   this   cool   gem   i   got   on   ebay   for   seven   dollars  .   ” “   can   i   add   it   to   my   rock   collection  ?   ” “   robots   in   the   sky  ?!   this   is   just   like   that   dream   i   had   once   about   robots   in   the   sky  !   ” “   tell   me   about   your   dream   in   excruciating   detail ,   ____  !   ” “   you’re   heavy  !   ” “   this   is   the   future   that   boomers   want  .   ” “   we’re   going   to   be   rich ,   ____  .   absolutely   rich  .   ” “   fuck   yeah  !   this   place   rules  !   ” “   i   gotta   see   what’s   up  .   ” “   where   you   goin’ ,   good   lookin’  ??   ” “   you’re   not   my   boyfriend  !!   ” “   i   hate   this ,   i   hate   this ,   ” “   my   whole   good   mood   is   ruined  !   i   hope   you’re   happy   with   yourself  .   ” “   i   am   happy   with   myself  !   i   have   a   positive   mental   attitude  !   ” “   …  god ,   i   wish   that   were   me  .   ” “   nuh - uh - uh  !   that’s   not   food  !   ” “   why   don’t   you   tell   me   your   incredibly   complicated   backstory   in   an   interesting ,   long - winded   monologue  ?   ” “   have   you   even   heard   my   mixtape  ?!   it’s   fire  !   ” “   I’M   NOT   DONE   TALKING   TO   YOU  !   ” “   thanks ,   ____  .   maybe   you   can   feature   on   my   next   track  !   ” “   i   probably   deserve   it  …   ” “   YOU   DON’T   MAKE   THIS   FUN   ‘CAUSE   YOU’RE   SAD  !   ” “   i’m   always   sad  !   that’s   just   my   thing  !   ” “   now   i   just   feel   bad  .   damn   it ,   ” “   i   want   you   gone   out   of   my   life  .   ” “   why   are   you   so   rude  ?!   ” “   these   towers   are   quite   tilted  .   ” “   yes  .   i   tilted   them   myself  .   ” “   look   at   this  .   you   ruined   everything  !   this   is   all   your   fault  !   ” “   you   got   any   weed   on   you ,   man  ?   ” “   speak   for   yourself ,   motherfucker  !   ” “   i’ll   point   at   you   also  .   ” “   so ,   dick   nips ,   where   are   we   going  ?   ” “   what   the   fuck  ?!   ” “   did   you   see   the   look   on   his   face  ?   ” “   just   try   my   idea   for   once ,   ____  !   ” “   just   listen   to   me   for   like ,   once ,   ” “   you   know ,   maybe   things   aren’t   so   bad  .   ” “   i   know   so   much ,   ____  .   my   brain   is   too   good   for   this   world  .   ” “   i   am   superior   once   again  .   ” “   aw ,   i   wish   i   was   as   cool   as   you  …   ” “   YOU   HAD   WEED   THE   WHOLE   TIME  ?!   ”  “   YOU   INTERRUPTED   MY   BROODING  ——   ” “   YOU   CAN’T   STOP   OUR   LOVE  .   ” “   we   just   need   to   fucking   chill   the   fuck   out  .   ” “   this   is   getting   into   crack   ship   territory   at   this   point  .   ” “   i   haven’t   been   in   the   presence   of   a   fair   maiden   for   many   a   year  .   ” “   you   make   me   feel   stronger   and   smarter   because   you’re   here ,   weak   and   stupid  .   so   you   can   stay   for   now  .   ” “   i   can   feel   myself   becoming   more   powerful   with   all   of   your   insolent   little   whines  !   ” “  [  silently   sizes   you   up   ]   yep  .   i   can   kill   ya  !   ” “   she’s   the   girl   of   my   dreams ,   ____  !   ” “   don’t   you   support   gay   rights  ?   ” “   doesn’t   this   intimidate   you  ?!   ” “   kiss   me ,   ____  !   ” “   i   was   actually   meaning   to   ask   you   a   question :   are   you   seeing   anyone   right   now  ?   ” “   there’s   no   one   sexier   than   myself  .   ” “   why  ?   …   are —   are   you   interested   in   me  ?   ” “   bruh ,   i   wouldn’t   be   asking   if   i   wasn’t   interested  .   ” “   it’s   also   purple   and   glowy ,   which   is   your   favorite   color ,   i’ve   been   told  .   ” “   i   know   more   about   you   than   you   could   ever   comprehend  .   ” “   you   know   him ,   right  ?   you   guys   are   exes   or   something  ?   ” “   you   know   how   uncomfortable   that   makes   me ,   sweetie ,   ” “   i’m   so   fucking   high   right   now  .   ” “   i   only   came   over   to   admit   my   true   feelings   for   you  .   ” “   let   me   help   you  !   don’t   do   this   all   by   yourself  !   ” “   we’d   make   such   a   great   team  .   honestly ,   name   a   more   iconic   duo  .   ”

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( in the corner of the room having a bad time blair witch style )

hey. cut the lights