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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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ive been working on this one for awhile,, its a height comparison between the player character (Ryan :]) and a random selection of NPCs, including my faves

it was a lil tricky with some of them, cause of how they're forced to stand next to you, but I took a longgg time to make sure Ryan was the same size in every single one, and that all NPCs' feet lined up at the 0" mark

(chart split in two to make it easier to read)

idk why, from the very beginning ive always just assumed yw is 5'6"?? Idk if a canon height has ever been given by the devs,, but until we hear otherwise, 5'6" is what im going with lolol

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loving solomon crane so far. nothing like a cringefail loser hated by his whole town

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not to be dramatic or anything, but i care so deeply about the dynamic between the gryphonbanes and duncan, regardless of the version of the triton avenue quest. i want to know what duncan did for suzie to have faith in him to help save her brother. i want to see the part of duncan that reached his hand out to help artur and the yw save suzie. i wholeheartedly believe that suzie and artur would not have let duncan go on that downward spiral without a fight if they knew what he was going through. i want to know that they tried. and i want them to try again

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Wizard101 quest: Oh DEAR, another magical disturbance has taken ahold of this faraway world! You must go save it, Young Wizard!

Pirate101 quest: YARRRRRRRRR THE SPANISH INQUISITION WANTS YER ASS

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Wizard101 Pov: you're scrolling on spiralblr some point around arc 2

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👀 lail-brighteyes Follow

I'm never going on a field trip again THEY PUT ME IN A FUCKIBG ZOO

🌈 gayrizzleheim Follow

A field trip to a zoo doesn't seem too bad??

👀 lail-brighteyes Follow

No you misheard me. I'm not at the zoo, I'm in the zoo. As in, I'm in one of the cages and people are taking pictures of me.

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🏡 chillin-like-a-titon Follow

Can there stop being attacks on the spiral for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES????

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✅️ wiz-polls-daily Follow

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🪦 is-malistaire-dead-yet Follow

YES.

🪦 is-malistaire-dead-yet Follow

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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🌋 spawnofhellhound Follow

Idk if I'm just dumb but I truly don't understand colonization in the spiral. Like you travel through time and space and through the stars and find an entirely different world doing just fine and you say, "that's mine now" ???????

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spiralblr simplifying and overexageratting other worlds' problems. why am I not surprised.

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🕶 beyondbonetts-deactivated

NOT WHAT WE'RE CALLED

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⚰️ wolf-deathsinger Follow

stopped by the back of ravenwood for the first time in a while and malorn ashthorn was there still lmao I guess it makes sense for the younger students to be taught there so they don't have to go all the way to nightside but what a flashback

☠️ malice-and-ash Follow

If you think I'm mentally prepared to take on the real world after Ravenswood you got another thing coming. I'm guarding that pit til I die.

⚰️ wolf-deathsinger Follow

ok first of all didnt know you have spiralblr hi second of all does....does ambrose know you're still squatting there teaching the younger students?

☠️ malice-and-ash Follow

Titan knows. I don't think that man leaves his office. I get a sack of gold each month but I think gamma is in charge of finance.

🧙‍♂️ wizardstrong456 Follow

The owl? That's why my student loans got fucked up 🤦‍♂️

🪸 coral-oceanswimmer Follow

ew, what is a specieist doing here

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I am sick and tired of all you pretend activists calling me marleyboner. It's literally a slur. Idc if you think it's funny to shit on worlds you deem ~problematic~ but disrespecting an entire world's name like that is unacceptable.

🪩 spiral-gayte Follow

this you?

👑 amul3twh0re Follow

i love posts where you can see exactly why the op is deactivated

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🦀 underdaseamen Follow

listen i have nothing against wizards visiting celestia but if you do can you please use a mount that makes sense for the area. yall have no idea how terrifying it is when you leave your house with your crab friends and a fucking horse starts swimming toward you.

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🐷 randolf-spellshine Follow

about to go fight this wizard in the spiral cup ill post the video later

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i got my ass beat bruh im not posting that shit

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🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow

Why we should have expected the y**ng w*z*rd destroying Azteca (part 1)

yw crit under the cut

i have to put something here but i do not have the energy to write an entire essay from ladyorielfan23's perspective so imagine a super angry rant here about how problematic the young wizard is omg why would you say that ladyorielfan23 also my apologies for fucking up the lore in the last dashboard simulator i have no idea what this game's plot is

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dasein asking if we’d be okay with calling him by his name 😭✋ he’s so fucking cute

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in azteca now! hope it’s fun 🤩

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live reaction to the dyvim reveal because why not

(also voice reveal hello) ignore how fucking bad the camera is when on my screen BUT I WAS GOING THROUGH ITTTTTTT HES BACKKKKKK

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butch zaltanna my beloved...... lesbian bug wife......... guhhhh.........

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*emerges from a year long coma* hey guys

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earthborn wizards looking more and more spiralian as they spend more time in the spiral >>>>>

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Coworkers at my job keep trying to convince everyone that they should read A Court of Thorns and Roses. They seemed really into it so I asked why and they gave me, and other coworkers, some plot but ultimately got excited describing it and went off about how there's a hot guy in the book. The guy is "a sexy bat character" and all I could think of was him and all of you on here that want to fuck him.

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He feels so naked without his armor, and bald without his horn hat.

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novus mobs my beloved

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Log on to w101. Sit in the commons, lure in a stranger. Send one (1) completely unhinged message. Immediately log off. You know, to feel something.

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recently beat emp p1 and had to draw my aus version of him