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CROWCORE

similar to goblincore but more goth

shiny stuff, wearing black, birds

vulture culture (crow culture???) if youre into that kind of thing, if not thats chill

stealing ur friends food (not mandatory but encouraged)

you could steal food from people who are not your friends but do so at your own risk

you must be

an absolute bastard

smart but also a dumbass (true dumbasses also welcome)

vengeful as hell

you obviously gotta like crows to be crowcore like how are you even goth if you dont like those funky little birds

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when you forget to message back a friend

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hot singles are in your area

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me: lmao donald trump can’t even get half the US population to support him

donald trump junior: look see my dads polled 50% in approval right now. this is all official. you don’t know what you’re talking about

two seconds later:

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hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into

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no offense but how come none of y’all can just like or dislike something normally. it’s always gotta be “this is literally fucking flawless and pure” or “this is shit and you’re an immoral person for liking it” it’s so. Uncomfortable

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honestly, I think it’s a lot more funny than it actually is

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KING OF HOLLYWOOD

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back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos with a huge title that would say shit like “POKEMON PLANT MOVIE” and “THE DAY AFTER MAÑANA”

there is only one dvd i have recovered from this time

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grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

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