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All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

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I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

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Moving house tomorrow

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hello jon

:)

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Got bored and drew the eye things on my hand

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why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg and than me having sex in real life.

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second voice to get a clean ref: fan favourite, the voice of the paranoid

he's the same height as Hero but thinner and with his posture he seems smaller the scratches on his arms are self inflicted, same goes for most his scruffed feathers, he's just a stressed lil fella

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

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The first thing I said today when I woke up was "grian is losing a teammate this episode" rip Mumbo

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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> Canary Resuscitator

Something about miners getting attached to the canary to the point they try to give them a fighting chance, except this time it's the miner that gets killed.

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Scar: [Grian had a ''secret soulmate'] And it was BigB because... Grian was... leaving at night.

Jimmy: What a cheater.

Grian, from a distance: BigB treated me right.

Scar: omg i build yoU A PANDA RESERVE-

-- Never beating the divorce allegations

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I like to think the Watchers stopped the curse with the intention that Lizzie and Mumbo would be considered for the 2nd ones killed after Jimmy in their respective series.

Except no one wants Jimmy dead first - it's unfair, it's cruel, it's wrong. Well then, what happens without a canary? No warning, no hesitation, just sudden unexpected death.

And it's their own damned faults for not using the canary.

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Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

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I need someone to acknowledge Mumbo actively decided to spare Jimmy. Of the humiliation of dying first once more.

And Jimmy is the only one to celebrate his death. It feels sort of cruel doesn't it.

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"right, one more attempt, and then i think we're gonna have to call it the end of the session."

mumbo died on his last attempt. right before grian would have ended the session. right before grian could have saved him.

"but i just don't want to kill jimmy..."

he could have taken the shot then and there. he could have lived.

but the miner didn't want to kill the canary. he wanted the canary to live. and he died for it. because miners aren't meant to go into the coal mines alone.