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bald kuya

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Unpopular opinion, I absolutely hate it when people write nu characters x f!reader cause it's a BL game. Like it's fine if you simp for the character as a girl but wanting a fanfic about a female character x a gay character is just weird and wrong. Even though I believe they aren't homophobic, the act of wanting a gay character to date a female character is pretty homophobic

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breathes heavily. please bottom kuya plea

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Oh dear....

...Guys, I have a confession to make...

I don't like really Kuya's hairdo in this SSR. 😭😭😭😭😭

The outfit is 🔥FIRE🔥 and I love the open-back, plus the tattoos are pretty, but that hair!?!?! 😬

I think it's because of the loop pulled against the side of his head? And the fact that those short hairs in the back fall over it, instead of being tucked under it? It throws me off.

On the plus side, I'm not as desperate for his SSR this event, which means me wallet will be relatively safe.

However, as the Resident Long-Haired-Man-Enjoyer, I am currently in distress.

ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )

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AI USER: @/vmlnrz

this user uses ARTIFICIAL INTILLEGENCE to write fanfictions. Their main focus is on the blue lock fandom.

their alt: @/vmllnrz

Reblogs for awareness are very much appreciated.

PROOF UNDER THE CUT.

First, I have put their recent synopsis, which I found suspicious, in three trusted AI detector websites, and here are the results.

100%, 99%, and 79% , which are pretty high numbers.

But, let us say that they are just a very good writer and somehow managed to use words that triggered the detectors. Let us ask Chatgpt to create a synopsis similar to what her story is about.

I asked twice (in poor language to give the 'writer' an advantage), just in case. again- it somehow managed to wrong our guest here. Compare the highlighted texts in the AI website with the highlighted texts in the work they posted. Shocker! The moment I read those words I felt suspicious.

If you read @/vmlnrz's writings, it may seem very unatural- robotic, even. At least that is what I felt when reading through their work, and it gave me second-hand embarrassment seeing their responses to all the compliments they receive and the huge amount of notes they get compared to other writers who write their own work.

So, I picked out a part of their writing. The very beginning.

Then, I asked Chatgpt to create a similar scene. Again, with poor grammar and language.

😐

Like I said, if you go through their writing, it all seems very unnatural with many words and figurative writing that AI is likely to use.

Also, I have read through their smut works, and they do not really seem suspicious. However, that makes complete sense because Chatgpt and most other AIs do not allow sexual content, so our guest is forced to write it themselves. Also, their smut work is only foreplay because they claim they cannot write the actual 18+ content well-- which may be true, they may not be lying-- but it's just something to think about and keep in mind.

Please, do not send hate to our guest.

Sorry for tag spamming.

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Really sleepy rn so this will just be a short drabble until I actually have energy to write a full fic

Sub/bottom Kuya X dom/top m! reader (as usual)

NSFW under cut

Okay but imagine giving Kuya the best head he's ever had.

I think he'd LOVE to have a partner who's a service top, we all know how he likes to make Eiden suffer (even in bed), but imagine if he had a partner who did the same thing to him.

Tie him up and play with his body, use him until he can't take it anymore.

I imagine he would either be like Edmond and act like he doesn't enjoy it, OR he'd try to get you as riled up as possible, he'd whine and whimper about how he needs more, how he needs you to make him cry.

As I said he deserves some good head, just restrict him and tease him, make his whole body shake with pleasure as you give him what he deserves.

Oh but be ready for all the scratch marks that he'll leave on your back if you don't tie him up. As much as he enjoys giving pain I think he also wants to be on the receiving end every once in a while, bite his neck and leave bruises all over his skin.

Maybe force him to look at himself in a mirror as you fuck him from behind, let him see how much of a slut he is while you make his whole body shake with pleasure.

I can't come up with any ideas for full fics but thanks to everyone who interacts with my posts, y'all are really motivating me so much rn😭

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CALL ME EIDEN WHEN HE SEES A BEAUTIFUL MAN BECAUSE I AM ACTING UNWISE

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Bratty Kuya bottom when???

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Kuya Dating HCs

[RATED 18+ bc of the nature of the game, NU: carnival)

…HOW?

SERIOUSLY HOW??

Getting Kuya to admit he cares about you is like trying to pull blood from a stone – its impossible

Though some males can be polyamorous, Foxes usually mate for life

once they’ve picked their partner, they’ll stay with them for their whole life; even if their partner dies early – which is especially poignant for Kuya because of his extended lifespan as a yokai

because of this, Kuya is one of the people I can actually see being exclusive with you

In my Yakumo HCs, I said most likely it would be Yakumo dating both you and Eiden

But depending if you start dating Kuya pre-Eiden Era or even early-Eiden era – he’ll be much more devoted to you than the new grand sorcerer (although Kuya will still torment him, lol sorry Eiden)

Kuya’s love languages are (weirdly enough) quality time and receiving/giving gifts

I KNOW it sounds crazy but here he out

For quality time – he is obsessed with you, in every way possible

He wants to be around you by any means, even through some mischief and trickery

Hes the type to pretend to be bored while listening to you rant about something, but he actually commits every word to memory

He also never misses an anniversary or milestone in your guy’s relationship

He’ll make any excuse to see you, from ‘he was just bored’ to ‘he left something here last time and he might as well hang out while hes here,’

For gift giving – 1) he loves receiving gifts and 2) he loves your face when he gives you the perfect gift

Kuya knows that he is not a very ‘honest’ partner – he doesn’t verbalise how he feels and basically has never said the words ‘I love you’

Which is why his gifts are so thoughtful and sincere

Whether its your favourite flowers, or something important to you (art, work, etc) – or even just something you eyed for an extra second in the market, his gifts are so meaningful and you can always tell there is a large amount of thought put behind it

He will never give it to you directly but rather leave it in a spot he knows for a fact you’ll find it and probably write some vague, sarcastic note (which more often than not, clues you into the fact that its from Kuya)

He’ll be watching from behind a corner (or hidden in the room with magic) to see your reaction because – while he is a smug man – he wants to make you happy

Kuya is a smug kisser – he knows hes good

I truly believe that while Kuya is a smug bastard, hes also a huge softie behind all of the snark and smirks

He genuinely cannot resist putting his hands all over you, though he’ll frame it as him simply trying to tease you in classic Kuya fashion

Kuya is the type to rarely use your actual name, only referring to you by nicknames/petnames that are designed to rile you up

‘little one’ and ‘sweet thing’ are for when hes feeling particularly teasing

Though, in his softer moments – he’ll slip up and murmur a soft ‘love’ under his breath

He would actually appreciate his own petnames – something personal to him

In the forest, he has his own garden with magic flowers

something along the lines of ‘lavender’ or ‘wisteria’ when you’re feeling sweet – and ‘foxtail’ when you’re feeling a little mischievous yourself

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WHY ISN'T HIS ASS OUT!?? PLEASE I NEED TO BREED HIM SO BAD AURRGGGHHHHHH

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Actual screenshot of me trying to write a full fic at midnight.

I'm fighting demons trying to feed my fellow bottom Kuya believers

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Kuya IS a hot single mom, I'm literally the father of his kids

kuya dresses like a hot single mom trying to seduce the pizza man, change my mind.

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NU CARNIVAL DISCORD

Since google doesn't like me (that's a joke don't take it seriously) I have made new drives and put each h scene in a more secure location.

The invite link is

https://discord.com/invite/8MHZVTkW

Feel free to spread the word by reblogging. And if you wanna support me and my drives here's my ko-fi

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I love being the first thing that pops up when you search up bottom Kuya, it makes me feel powerful.

(but please hear me out on bottom Kuya I need more fics of him being destroyed)

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Really sleepy rn so this will just be a short drabble until I actually have energy to write a full fic

Sub/bottom Kuya X dom/top m! reader (as usual)

NSFW under cut

Okay but imagine giving Kuya the best head he's ever had.

I think he'd LOVE to have a partner who's a service top, we all know how he likes to make Eiden suffer (even in bed), but imagine if he had a partner who did the same thing to him.

Tie him up and play with his body, use him until he can't take it anymore.

I imagine he would either be like Edmond and act like he doesn't enjoy it, OR he'd try to get you as riled up as possible, he'd whine and whimper about how he needs more, how he needs you to make him cry.

As I said he deserves some good head, just restrict him and tease him, make his whole body shake with pleasure as you give him what he deserves.

Oh but be ready for all the scratch marks that he'll leave on your back if you don't tie him up. As much as he enjoys giving pain I think he also wants to be on the receiving end every once in a while, bite his neck and leave bruises all over his skin.

Maybe force him to look at himself in a mirror as you fuck him from behind, let him see how much of a slut he is while you make his whole body shake with pleasure.

I can't come up with any ideas for full fics but thanks to everyone who interacts with my posts, y'all are really motivating me so much rn😭

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I swear trying to write smut feels like:

His hands were hands and then the fingers were in the hand and the hand was with the fingers and the fingers had the hand in the other hand then the fingers dragged to the hand with the fingers and it was hot

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Nicole ✨