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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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Lesbian number two: Cam the Sleepubus

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Assorted redraws of old OC art from 2019/2020 !!! >:3c

Ocs belong to me and my wife <3

Bonus (not a redraw):

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behoove is one of those words that shouldn’t mean what it means. if i say that something behooves me then i shouldn’t be making a statement about the relationship of responsibility that i hold to that thing, i should be saying that the thing has put hooves on me like i’m a fucking horse

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memes for when you got a bird feeder and now it’s an integral part of your personality

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She knows 8 languages and has psychological damage <3

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sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.

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💫💕🌟

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hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.

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Valentine’s Day commissions are Open!

Get a cute thoughtful gift for your friends or loved ones this Valentine’s Day!! These will close on February 10th so get your order in soon!

DM me if you are interested or have any questions!

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Valentine’s Day commissions are Open!

Get a cute thoughtful gift for your friends or loved ones this Valentine’s Day!! These will close on February 10th so get your order in soon!

DM me if you are interested or have any questions!

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omg its death!!! hi!!!!! hiiiiiiii

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New pfp!

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Rare footage of a snake couple’s love parade. This twisting ballet where the snakes tangle, untangle, can go on for hours…

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Beaujester because I’m thinking of them again

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My main takeaway from Pokémon violet (sorta spoilers but not really)

Arven is my best friend fr

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meet SAINTS FOR GIRLS!

ry carpenter, lead singer // cassidy sinclair, rhythm guitarist // jas newport, lead guitarist // frankie robinson, drummer // vincent drake, bassist