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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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Is Mother’s Day not in March am I going crazy

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When the trope is a man that’s a better father figure to a random kid than his own child

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Lowk having fortnite withdrawals

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am I at least weird and off putting in a pretty way?

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Lithp is killing me

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HIT IT LIKE ROM-POM-POM-POM!!!!

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If Kendrick is only 5cm taller than me then maybe I CAN pull

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I FEEL LIKE IM DYING

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"certified loverboy? certified pedophile"

KENDRICK YOU VILLIAN

"tryna strike a cord and its probably a-minor"

THATS DIABOLICAL

"i even hate when you say the word nigga--thats just me i guess, some shit just cringeworthy it aint even gotta be deep i guess"

DRAKES CORNY AHH BARS AINT COMING BACK FROM THIS ONE

only reasonable response for drake to do is flee the country-- or kill himself like what

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My dad after not paying attention to me for 17 years then getting upset when I don’t visit him for 6 months

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When I remember how in year six I refused to read Dork diaries because it was too girly and read the ones that the same author wrote about a guy

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When I crushing on a girl but then I remember I wasn’t born a guy and everyone will always see me as a girl no matter how hard I try to look like a man.

And all of a sudden I’m comparing myself to all of the cis guys in school or all of the cis guys my age and it’s just like

What do they have that I don’t? A dick? Seriously

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The ginger twink in challengers was SO FINE

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Tell me why

I went to the cinema with my friend and they were hungry and I said go get food then and they were like

“I want McDonald’s but it’s awkward because of the boycott” 😣😣 >.<

Like you know I support the boycott right???

Notice you’re the problem???