herlondonboy

[herlondonboy]

somebody tell my mother that a teenager with depression is going to be depressed from time to time!

[herlondonboy]

they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child

[herlondonboy]

Just missed the bus

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Cheek bones 🤤🤤🤤

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[herlondonboy]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[herlondonboy]

Is Mother’s Day not in March am I going crazy

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[herlondonboy]

When the trope is a man that’s a better father figure to a random kid than his own child

[herlondonboy]

Lowk having fortnite withdrawals

[herlondonboy]

am I at least weird and off putting in a pretty way?

[herlondonboy]

Lithp is killing me

[herlondonboy]

HIT IT LIKE ROM-POM-POM-POM!!!!

[herlondonboy]

If Kendrick is only 5cm taller than me then maybe I CAN pull

[herlondonboy]

I FEEL LIKE IM DYING

[herlondonboy]

"certified loverboy? certified pedophile"

KENDRICK YOU VILLIAN

"tryna strike a cord and its probably a-minor"

THATS DIABOLICAL

"i even hate when you say the word nigga--thats just me i guess, some shit just cringeworthy it aint even gotta be deep i guess"

DRAKES CORNY AHH BARS AINT COMING BACK FROM THIS ONE

only reasonable response for drake to do is flee the country-- or kill himself like what

[herlondonboy]

My dad after not paying attention to me for 17 years then getting upset when I don’t visit him for 6 months