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wish i had tumblr mutuals who lived in my city. who will i make out with now
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its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean
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This is what info dumping oc lore feels like
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happy coquette rings of power season form the lord of the bows and his lady gal
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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver
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( credits to @perryabbott for this phenomenal gifset ! )
1/? | SEAWARDS, TO YOU. ; REPENTANT!AU
summ. Mairon Sauron repents. The Valar test his resolve. or: A Seabird meets a Jailbird. pairing. (Repentant!Mairon/Sauron) Halbrand / f!reader w.count. 4k a/n. AU!s1 in which the Valar are the ones who habit Sauron into Halbrand’s body , Númenor timeline is extended , Reader has an established Númenórean name , Galadriel’s call-to-arms is Sauron’s temptation , The Valar are just curious which path he’ll take atp
[This looks to be setting up for a series... Feel free to send requests so we can explore this AU together!]
HE BEHOLDS A LIGHT.
And then— and then.
Grief follows.
Great and bitter and relentlessly pitiless.
It swallows him whole— spirit and body and thought alike— an all-consuming maw of devouring sorrow that he’d been forcefully severed from. All that Melkor— no, Morgoth— had sought to smother and sunder from his very esse, stirring back to life from where it’d first been cast to the black depths, like a scalding brand of hot iron against skin.
An eternal, burning reminder.
RETRIBUTION—
—howls the great Winds.
It muffles his screams from unseen heights. Pure, unadulterated agony; his heart aflame of every pain he’d ever wrought throughout the age, throughout the centuries—
It takes a moment for him to realise he’s dying.
Enough, comes a soft-rising lament. He despairs. He is not yet forsaken.
The voice lilts like a mournful dirge, and with it had come a gentle peace, and the torture seemed to cease nigh in an instant.
Any will despair in the face of Death, booms another. It rumbles across towering pillars and a cavernous hall of light.
He is not as others. A mighty wave crashes on unseen shores. There’s a swelling cascade. He is Mairon, Maiar of Aulë.
His name lights the world alive. Other voices have come, now. A curious crowd, a divine council.
He seeks repentance---Does he deserve it?---He is dying---Irredeemable!---He has yet to weep a single tear in the name of any that is good---You would grant him a chance to inflict the same corruption?---Cast him away--- Condemn him to the Night!---He is but a servant hand of M—
A fierce billow of wind. Lashing and deafening, enough to sweep the black name into muteness; into nothingness.
INVOKE NOT THE DARKNESS HERE.
Quickly follows is a crescendo of music, a song of all Age and that carries all note of harmony, so beautifully terrifying it chills him to the bone. Strikes an utter fear in his heart he hadn’t felt since he’d first been tortured by—
“Let him speak,” commands One.
At once, All had fallen into quiet. The tides recede. The earth stills. The stars dim.
And then—
“Peace,” Mairon trembles, bowing low and terrified, guilt-ridden in his and all eyes. “I wish only for peace.”
Halbrand startles awake.
There are tears down his face.
Númenor, he remembers. He’s in the prisons of Númenor.
His senses are devoid of howling winds, of rumbling earth, and of roaring waters. No thundering night sky of stars. No agonising pain.
But then, echoing from behind, a voice resounds— delicate and openly gentle— and for a terrifying moment he thinks he might still be dreaming; that one of the Valar is speaking to him unseen once again, or perhaps the statue of Uinen graced outside his cell has come to life.
“Nightmare?”
A beat.
“…Memory,” he answers tentatively, from where he’s curled in his cot. He rubs his face awake. “Where is Galadriel?”
“Trying to win over the heart of the Queen, still.”
“Here.” Halbrand hearkens, and can see a figure shift neath the torchlight closer to the wrought bars, kneeling down to offer him a sip from a carafe of wine.
A bitter memory involuntarily resurfaces in him: A bottle of wine in his hands, red as a blood moon, feeding it to a black-haired elf chained upon a dark and nameless peak, scarred to the brink of death.
A blistering ache crawls down his nape. He grimaces.
“No than—”
The moonlight gleams. Halbrand seizes.
It’s… you .
The fair lady; from ereyesterday he’d recalled standing alongside the Captain of the Sea Guard, when he and Galadriel had first been brought before the royal court to face Tar-Míriel, and you looked like a vision of gold and ocean-blue. He had only caught a glimpse of your profile at the time, but here, now—
You’re beautiful , Mairon thinks candidly. The kind that would make men drown themselves at sea.
“…No thank you,” Halbrand repeats, significantly less bitter than before. He shifts to sit comfortably, and leans his head back against the barred wall as he carefully scrutinises your ensemble under the hanging firelight— the shell-braid hair, the fresh-water pearl jewellery, the deep-teal gown.
Princess? He reckons. No. You carry yourself light in both presence and step, but not sophisticated in the high and tight way someone of noble status tends to— not quite like Galadriel, even in all her salt-soaked mien.
Politician, perhaps? Considering the attempt at an olive branch; an out-of-place kindness if you were to compare it to the scorn from the other Númenorean folk.
Nevertheless: “I was told nobody kneels in Númenor.” Then, more scathingly: “You’re not supposed to be here, are you?”
The rough blatancy would have put anyone off.
But instead, you blink in surprise and laugh. It’s a soft, wind-chime of a sound, quickly ducked down so he could only catch the tail-end of your obscured, dimpled smile.
(He was surprised to find himself thinking he should have sat closer to the light to see it.)
“So says the castaway,” you volley breezily, rising back to your feet with your peace offering.
Halbrand finally stands to height before you move to leave. He’d much rather take the opportunity for a decent conversation at the very least, than stare mindlessly at the dark until something else interesting happens.
He’s tall, you come to realise. Dizzyingly so.
For someone who’d supposedly been adrift for weeks in the ocean, he looks surprisingly as hale as the she-Elf. Strong, even. It shows in the curl of his biceps, in the firm way he’s leaning down onto the bars now, forearms poking out as the sea-green shift in his eyes regard you almost inquisitively.
If not for the tell-tale signs of a bad sunburn and his salt-licked wounds, you wouldn’t have been able to tell him apart from a local Númenorean sailor.
“To whom or what do I owe the pleasure of a fair maiden’s presence?”
But you aren’t so easily swayed. “Flattery will not get you far, Southlander.”
“So says the one who tried offering me wine,” he shoots, cocking his head to your bottle.
Well —
Well.
Fine. Maybe you are easily swayed. Blame the quick-wittedness of him and that cheeky, roguish smile cutting across his chapped lips.
“Offered,” you correct, uselessly. He can surely recognise it: your meek attempt to have the last say. “You’ve lost your chance.”
He hums. “Hopefully not the chance for a name, at least?”
Though it seems he’s lost that too—
A clamour descended from a distance; the jingle of skeleton keys, the sound of approaching footsteps in heavy armour. Change in guard shift, maybe, or it could be Galadriel’s escorted return. Regardless, you’re quick to gather your senses and make headway to the shadows.
“Wait—” Halbrand catches your fingers just as you turn to leave. The touch feels like a kindle; a spark of ember. “What are you called?”
“Tell no guard I was here, and I may just yet be able to tell you another day,” you whisper, before quickly slipping from his grasp.
And then you’re gone. Like sand between his fingers, like a ripple in water—
(Something, however, tinkers to the floor.)
“Who’re you talkin’ to, Southlander?” comes a snap.
(Halbrand stomps a foot on the rolling ring.)
“Myself,” he smiles.
You come the next night after.
Galadriel recognises you.
“Does your father not caution you to speak with strangers?” she bites, when she watches you poke your hand into her cell. It’s a canteen of water.
A shrug. “If you speak of the Captain, you are mistaken.” Then, almost breezily, as if a tale told by you countlessly: “More he my ward and I his charge, if nothing else. Elendil found me in a tidepool, as an infant.”
Something flashes in Galadriel’s mind. A memory that never dims: Seaside, and a skin of water she’d given to a tidal-haired half-Elf, who had been left estranged with neither friend nor kin.
She casts her eyes aside.
“Erulaitalë will begin soon,” you warn. “The guards may likely conveniently forget to bring down your dinner amid the days-long occasion.” (You leave out the obvious: And because you’d socked two of them in the face during your little tirade towards the Queen yesterday.)
Galadriel begrudgingly relents.
When you get the canteen back to offer her prison mate, he’s already looming at the bars of his cell.
“That’s not why you came, though, is it?”
He’s fidgeting with something in his hand. A mixed metal ring— silver and gold— dainty and elegant, crowned with a freshwater pearl in its centre. To someone like him the build is simple. Ordinary. But the startled look in your eyes seems to imply it’s not as meaningless as it appears.
“You ought to reshape this,” he murmurs, thumbing at the edge as he studies it. Scrutinising, almost, in his mind’s eye— like he couldn’t help a habit of assessing the details and correcting any flaws. “It’s loose.”
You wrinkle your nose. “What would a castaway like you know of craft?”
His face lights with a soft smile. (Galadriel thinks it might’ve been the most genuine she’d ever seen of him yet.) “Plenty, if you consider I was once a Smith.”
“Captivating,” you dismiss. “Now give it b—”
You reach out reflexively, but he’s quick to retreat back into the safety of his cell.
“Ah. I believe you owe me your name,” he cocks his head slowly. “Fair lady.”
A huff. It’s almost comical how your shoulders sink in defeat as he continues. “Or perhaps you’d prefer, hm, I don’t know; Seabird —?”
“Eärmaril,” you admit, reluctantly. “Now give it back, lest I cut it apart from your very fingers myself, jailbird .”
There’s a long, tense moment.
You wonder if he’ll return it to you; if he’ll continue to covet it as a method of leverage, perhaps— but then you watch him slowly make his way to lean on the bars to meet your gaze once more, and to your surprise, gestures for your hand.
You hesitate.
Halbrand patiently waits.
Then, tentatively, you reach out.
Seducer, you want to scoff—
He carefully flips your hand palm-down, slides the ring gently back in place.
—But you’re too distracted by the striking feel of him on your fingers. It’s callous, rough, strong. You’re surprised a man of his seemingly boorish nature can handle your hands this delicately at all, much less be this effortlessly charming.
“Sea-crystal,” he dazedly translates your name, once your presence had finally slipped free from the dungeon. “No?”
“A pearl,” Galadriel specifies. “The Heart of the Sea. ”
You’re back, again.
Halbrand is pleasantly surprised, to say the least. He’d half-expected you to stop showing up after the stunt he’d pulled, but there’d also been that gnawing part of him that knew (hoped) you’d return. There’s a stubbornness in you he can recognise from the she-Elf— it must be why the both of you take to each other so easily.
“It’s no Lembas,” you tell Galadriel, handing her an apple. (Fresh, still. She can smell the dew rolling down its skin.) “But it’s better than what the guards have been offering you, here.”
He knows what you’re doing, if Galadriel’s word is right. You’re trying to turn the tides towards their favour; to, at the very least, get them out of these wretched cells while the kingdom debates their fate. Getting into their good graces, however, and why you’re going the extra mile with feeding them— he’s not quite sure he’s figured that out exactly yet.
“Enlighten me, what do you stand to gain from your act of breaking proverbial way-bread?”
“Halbrand,” Galadriel warns.
“It’s fine. He’s right to be wary,” you say, before turning to him. “Is plain amity not enough of a reason?"
“Not to my esteem. Everyone has wants,” he says. “Besides, looks can oft be deceiving.”
(You can’t discern if that’s a jab or a compliment or something else entirely. Perhaps all at once.)
“And what is it you think I want, Southlander?”
He leans on the cell, studies you purposefully. “An escape. Off of this island home you’ve grown bored of. That in hopes, if the Queen should let us free, you could set sail along with us,” he says. “I think you long for a grand adventure, outside the shores of Númenor, to seek the finer joys of life beyond your charted waters.”
A stagnant moment passes.
“Hm,” you shrug, sounding unimpressed. “…Of grand adventures and finer things. That shall be my reason, then, if it is enough for you, Halbrand.”
He falters. The name rolling from your tongue sounds like the purl of a steady, clearwater stream. Like he’d been quenched of something he couldn’t quite place; of something he never noticed longed to be slated.
“What about you? What do you want?” you ask, setting the apple in his hands.
You miss the turn of Galadriel’s head.
Sauron doesn’t.
Vengeance, his heart cries instinctively, meeting Galadriel’s rallying-like gaze.
But then Halbrand blinks your way.
“Peace,” Mairon recites. “I wish only for peace.”
Someone else delivers in your stead, this time.
A cadet, who appears still wet-behind-the-ears; tanned with a mop of tight curls on his head, and holding a dissimilar kindness to your own eyes. He seems less inclined to linger in his visit, nor to entertain any of their questions.
“Where is Eärmaril?” Halbrand asks, when the cadet clarifies your supposed order to him.
“…She regrets her absence.”
“That doesn’t answer my question,” he says, and couldn’t bite back the demand of his tone in time.
“Occupied,” states the cadet.
“With?” Galadriel urges.
“Dealings of which are not of your concern.”
He doesn’t know either, they quickly realise, sharing a knowing glance at each other.
It’s only when five long minutes pass that the cadet concludes the bowl of scallops prepared will go stubbornly untouched out of distrust, and so decides to clear the evidence away, and turn on his heel to leave.
You fail to appear a night after.
And then the next.
Halbrand just stares at Uinen, and worries.
“Awfully hungry, are you?”
With a handful of fruit, you freeze in place. There’s a chill you feel crawling over you, the type you get when you know you’re caught red-handed; the type a child would get at the icy wrath of their father.
He’s not your father, you try to thaw. But it would be impossible to attempt that. So you allow yourself to look at him as Captain of the Sea Guard instead. “…Very much so.”
“We may not be of blood, Eärmaril, but to me you are still my eldest,” he reminds, “I’ve raised you longer than I have Isildur and Eärien.”
“Only by three years,” you dismiss, leaning back onto the kitchen counter and crossing your arms.
“You’ve been sneaking to the prison.” He doesn’t sound surprised as he puts it out in the open. You wish he would’ve at least sounded as such, even a little bit.
“The Faithful have believ—"
But having brought up that subject alone seems to effectively tip the scales against your favour. “Stop,” he says, in the authoritative tone he always uses to clinch arguments, “You will cease this madness.”
“Is that what we’re calling kindness, now?”
Elendil pinches the bridge of his nose.
“You are lucky, foolish girl, that I caught on, and not any other of the Guard. Why is it you care so much for these castaways?”
I don’t know would’ve been a terrible answer, but it would’ve been an honest one. That you cannot explain the call or the pull towards them since the day those two had set foot on Númenor—
“The sea put them in your path the same way I was put upon yours. And the sea is always right.”
“That was different. You were an infant,” he corrects. “With no past to haunt you, and no intentions hidden in your heart. These are strangers.”
“Galadriel is known to Númenor. She was the Scourge of Orcs,” you defend, waving an arm. “And of H— the Southlander, I have seen nothing in him but the utter desire for peace.”
Elendil’s face twists into incredulity. “You can see that, and yet for Valandil you were seemingly blind to how involving him could have risked dismissal from the coming Sea Trials—?”
“Don’t bring him into this.”
“You brought him into this!”
“He offered to help—”
“Because he has a good heart.”
“—because you declined to help in the first place!” you snap, and set the apple down with an irritated thud. “All you had to do was convince Chancellor Pharazon to consi—”
Elendil huffs your name, and it feels the verbal equivalent of him flicking your ear. “Don’t you dare fault any of this on me.”
“I am not,” you assert. “I am merely stating the truth. I can take full responsibility for everything else, but whatever fault you feel inside of yourself is not my doing.”
Your expression sinks. “And what I asked of you was simple. If you cannot do even that, then at the very least: turn your gaze inwards for once, instead of casting it across the waters.”
That seems to have knocked the wind from his sails.
(Surprisingly, yours too.)
“You know,” he sighs, after the silence stretched for a moment. “You are so much like your mother, sometimes.”
“She’s—” Not my mother, you defy reflexively. Though that would’ve been unfair. She may not have been your mother, but you will always be her daughter; she had raised and cherished and loved you as her very own nonetheless; had chivvied and taught you the ways of water and the world better than anybody ever could have. “—She’s gone.”
“She lives in you. I can see it. Everyday,” he says.
But that is all the grief he allows you to see. His hard, insular gaze set back into place, and suddenly you’ve found Elendil of the Sea Guard, again, as he goes to swipe the bag from your hands.
Later— much, much later, in fact— you learn Elendil’s following meeting with the castaways that night goes a little something like this:
A cut-glass voice, and a stomp of his feet. “Ever since you two driftwoods have sailed into my path,” echoes Elendil, “A discourse has been sown between me and my daughter.”
“What damage could we possibly have done,” Galadriel says in an undertone, watching him stride in. “Locked in a cage like beasts since our arrival?”
Halbrand shoots her a chiding look. Let me handle this. “Our… sincerest apologies, Captain. We did not intend as such. Your daughter merely extended us a kindness.”
A snort. It’s Galadriel’s.
“I don’t know what she sees in the both of you.” Elendil sighs, and a deep set frown makes itself known on his weary face. The Captain stops short at the foot of Uinen’s statue. “Perhaps a reflection of herself,” he continues, admiring the stone-carved hair blend into crested waves of the sea. “A key to understanding it.”
There’s a cold, calculative look in his eyes as he turns to face them. It’s nothing like the one you wear— warm, assessing. But there’s a kindness, still, in both of you; where the familial thread connects.
It seems you’ve managed to pluck that chord.
“Erulaitalë is a week-long trip to and fro. With the storms we’ve been having, maybe more. I’ve managed to get the both of you an audience with the Queen before then,” he lays the bag of fruit to their cells. “Tomorrow you will have a chance to plead your case. But whatever is commanded of me, I will obey. So for the sake of my daughter, and for yourselves, I ask you tread lightly .”
The last line is said pointedly at Galadriel.
“Thank you,” Halbrand says. It’s forced— but genuine.
Galadriel says it too, though the day after; and not to the Queen nor Elendil, but to you, after the audience had gone as well as it could have.
Tar-Míriel now considers them guests of the island while she travels to perform her duties amid Erulaitalë, though they will be surveilled for the time being until her return, and will personally ensure the matter of their fate be seen to by then.
Throughout the final mandate, however—
Ivory white is a beautiful colour on you, Halbrand concludes, distractedly.
“Glad to see the Captain didn’t lock you up in a tower,” he says after, as the Guards unlock his shackles. “Do you always have a tendency to help strays? To beachcomb for flotsam and jetsam that wash ashore?”
“A thank you would be nice,” you scoff, but without heat. “And yes. Call it a mutual understanding.”
The Guards shuffle off. Halbrand is left in the borders of the court, speaking to you, who’s robed in a dress like a monolith of pure light. Salvation, you look like. And you had been, in a way. He cannot deny that.
But he cannot deny he doesn’t trust any of it either.
(Something about things being too good to be true. He’s learned that lesson before.)
“I still don’t know what you want of me, Eärmaril,” he remarks, and was glad to know the sound of your name finally being uttered by him seems to have an effect on you. “But a part of me gathers that staying in those cells to rot might benefit me more, than to be at risk of being at your disposal outside these stone walls.”
Hurt flashes in your eyes. It’s the first he’d ever seen it.
As if the thought of having someone in thrall to you was— outlandish. And here, perhaps now Sauron will see the malice cut through your façade. That alas, your true colours and intentions will bleed through, as always, like he’s been expecting and predicting all this while.
But then:
“You must have been hurt so, to be this distrusting, Halbrand.”
He seizes.
Your gaze melts into something sickeningly compassionate. Severe, almost, as Estë’s healing touch in his faded dreams.
Sauron doesn’t know what to make of it.
“You— think me afraid,” he manages, terse enough to be a statement more than a question. (Enough, hopefully, to hide the fact you have, indeed, rattled him.)
“No. I think you don’t know what true kindness looks like, even if it’s being handed to you on a silver platter.”
“I’ve done evil,” he says, slow and careful, and accompanies it with an intimidating step into your space; your orbit.
You don’t waver.
If anything, you’ve boldly bared your throat as you crane your neck to level his steely gaze. “It is said only the sea can wash away all that is evil. That it can erode all given time. I believe that’s why you were adrift and washed here.”
“A baptism,” he muses, suddenly remembering Ossë, between the battle-drum in his ears.
“Whatever floats your boat.”
Halbrand scoffs. “You think you know me.”
“I know enough,” you say. “I know I’m the only person in this moment who can give you what you want.”
“You alone cannot give me peace.”
“I cannot,” you agree, before cocking your head to the side. “Though, I can lend you a Smith’s hammer and tongs.”
In spite of himself, and against his better judgement—
Mairon lights up.
Footnotes:
Erulaitalë was a ceremony observed on the summit of Meneltarma, the tallest mountain peak of Númenor, in which praise was given to Eru for his works.
#god. where do I even start?? after brainrotting beside you and talking through all these little details it's genuinely such a wonder to see#how you've woven all these symbols within the narrative itself so effortlessly. the significance of Uinen and the motif of the sea and#rebirth. the way you switch between his many names and give each of them meaning to highlight the complexity of who he is and his own#internal struggles? chefs kiss. the way you set the stage is also to be commended because holy crap. i see you. the ring GODD the RING.#obsessed actually. and idk if this was the intention but earmaril being dressed in a way that she looks like pure light made me think of#that scene in the first episode where galadriel's company sails to valinor and the all-encompassing light that guides them towards the#undying lands. of course she looks like salvation. (she looks like home).#and augh earmaril teaching him about kindness again. redomesticating him. carefully picking up the pieces of what morgoth shattered.#giving him the tools for craft as a smith yes but also giving him the tools for his own rebirth. reminding mairon that his crafts and#talents were never war and treachery. he is more than sauron.#his gift had always been creation. and thats why mairon lights up. god. im sick.#elendil and earmaril too gaughhgghh. they may not be related but they are tied together all the same. the memory of his wife lives on#through his children and their kindness. its why he can't stay mad. who would kill the memory of their love?#anyways. im obsessed ofc. u know this better than anyone else i fear. much love <3333#trop
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i'm sure it's already been pointed out somewhere but i've been lost in the sauce for a while now and i can't get over the intricacies of galadriel and halbrand's relationship in season 1. she is so desperate to get him to accept his role as a king and atone for whatever evil he did. why? you could argue that it's because she is Good at heart and going to the Southlands is the morally correct thing to do, it's the only way to save the people there. But I think that's a little boring. Yes, it's true, that is certainly a part of the reason why she keeps pushing over and over again but i think it's also because she sees a part of herself in halbrand. here is this washed-up lost king who claims he's done unforgivable evil. who is all alone because of said evil. i think she is so desperate to see halbrand go and accept his role as king because if he can, if he can rally the people and save the Southlands, maybe that can be his penance. maybe he can repent. maybe he can be redeemed from whatever it is that he did.
you are galadriel and you have been hunting an evil for hundreds of years. your company has mutined against you. your closest friend conspired with your king to exile you. you need this lost king to march to the Southlands with you and do good because you needed to see that repentance was possible for him so maybe it could be for you too.
you are galadriel and you find out that the lost king you fought beside was the Enemy all along. the irredeemable evil you felt kinship with was the very same as the one you swore to destroy. and you just have to come to terms with that. he doesn't deserve repentance and maybe neither do you.
maybe you don't deserve to be absolved.
they could no longer distinguish me from the evil I was fighting.
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The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again
#shitpost#woah that’s so crazy how’d you get this footage of me#not me and my DM independently deciding to make our stories about grief and thus inexplicably intertwining my character’s fate#with the overarching plot
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Not an ask, I just wanted to tell you I love, love, LOVE your snippets. It always makes me happy to see a new post by you on my dash, then I know I'm in for a treat. I especially love your villains, they're so much more than just "the bad guy". I always find myself wanting to know more about them, even though they send a chill down my spine and I know I'd be terrified to run into them in a dark alley at night. Thank you for sharing your genius!
"Has anyone ever told you that it's a dangerous idea to walk down dark alleyways alone at night?"
The villain was well-concealed in the crisp evening, leaned slim as a shadow against the wall.
The air stank of a mixture of oncoming snow and the garbage bags piled up and threatening to spill. It wasn't, the hero thought, the sort of place that really suited the villain. They seemed the type best made for pristine conference rooms and expensive penthouse lairs. Spacious. Glittering. Cold, corporate monstrosity.
"Yes," the hero said. "But then I wouldn't have the pleasure of running into you, would I?"
"Is that what this is?"
"You don't think so?"
"I'm always a delight, but few fully recognise that facet of my personality. Most instead, should they choose to see me in a dark alleyway, walk swiftly in the opposite direction."
"Mm." The hero shook their head. "I admit, your general habit of instilling terror in everyone can sometimes overpower other impressions."
"But not with you."
"Oh, I'm crapping myself. Speaking of. If I aim my phone at you so I can see you properly are you going to hiss at me like a feral cat, eyes glinting, and scurry away? Or am I just going to spontaneously combust for daring to look at you? The rumours vary."
"No one would ever dare call me a feral cat, dear."
"Not in as many words. But you are sort of lurking in the shadows and stalking me, so I think its apt."
The villain snapped their fingers. A ball of light appeared shining at the tips, illuminating the few metres between them. None of the usual rats or cockroaches went skittering away from the villain's immaculate shoes, everything was eerily still, so the hero figured they (like most creatures) were smart enough to keep their distance. Vanish somewhere else, if they could. Hold their breath. Hide.
The hero eyed them and resisted the urge to move closer.
The villain offered a soft, mocking, snake-like hiss.
"You wanted to see me," the hero said instead. "At least, I assume that's why you're lurking outside of my workplace and doing the aforementioned stalking routine. You could come inside, you know. I don't bite."
"I do."
"You're not beating the feral cat allegations."
"If I came inside, your colleagues would pass out or start screaming. It would be a whole thing and I'm not working right now."
"Well-" The hero had no good answer to that. 'It would make my shift go faster' was not a good answer. "Anyway. My break is only ten minutes. What do you want?"
"To see you," the villain said. "Talking with you is a debatable experience."
"Wow, rude."
"You followed me out here. I was happy looking."
"Well, I wasn't just going to leave you to it!"
"Most people wouldn't notice."
"Good for most people," the hero huffed. "Do you want an autograph and a picture so you could take it away and maybe the photo would last longer than looking at me?"
"Yes, if you're offering."
The hero stared at them. The villain stared back.
"...I'm not offering," the hero said, after a beat. "God knows what you'd do with my signature."
The villain snorted. Their head tilted as they studied the hero, twirling their fingers idly, making the light shift and cast the world in strange uneasy fragments.
"Come to dinner with me," the villain said, after a long moment. "After your shift."
"I thought talking with me was a debatable experience."
"Yes. And I'm debating."
"Does inviting people to dinner normally work for you after you insult them?"
"Yes."
"Because most people are afraid to say no."
"Yes."
"No."
The villain smiled. At least, in the light, it looked suspiciously like a smile. There and gone in an instant. The hero couldn't tell if it reached the villain's eyes, cast in the alleyway gloom as they still were. It shouldn't have made a thrill run down the hero's spine, but it did.
"Another night," the hero said. "Maybe. When I'm not working."
"You're always working, be it here or in your adorable crime-stopping ways."
"Adorable doesn't win you any points either."
"I'm not trying to win points with you."
"But you're trying to take me to dinner. Why?"
"Novelty. I make a point to invest heavily in my own amusement."
"And I'm amusing you."
"You're...intriguing me. Whether you say yes or no," the villain said. "So entirely up to you if you want the free dinner or not."
"I can afford my own dinner."
"Is that why you're so skinny?"
"Again," the hero said, because the only other option was to be rendered speechless at the villain's audacity. "Rude."
"Politeness is for people too weak to say and do what they like. Dinner on Wednesday then?"
"They say you're horrifying. No one told me you were also insufferable."
"Well, most people are attached to keeping their tongues, so that's not really surprising." The villain continued, waving a dismissive hand, before the hero could possibly respond to that nightmarish gem of a comment. "They say you're generally brave and lovely, but five minutes alone with you already makes it clear that there's something desperately wrong with you or you would never have followed me here."
The hero spluttered.
"Death wish?" The villain asked curiously. "Adrenaline junkie? I didn't think you were especially stupid, but it's hard to tell watching you from the other side of the street."
"You really are something, huh."
The villain flicked the light off their fingers in the hero's direction in response. When the light reached them it didn't hurt, only popped like a bubble against their nose. They were plunged into darkness.
When the hero raised their phone, the villain was off the wall and right there in front of them.
The hero sucked a sharp breath, eyes going wide.
"As are you," the villain said. "Most people would have flinched."
The hero swallowed.
They felt suddenly infinitely aware that the silent darkness was also beneath the villain's power, as much as the light was, swallowing up every inch of space around the two of them one way or another. Who knew what was the villain's and what was just there.
Dangerous to walk down a dark alley indeed, as if it was the dark or the alley that was the real problem.
The hero had never felt so damningly alive.
"Wednesday," the hero said. "Tell me where to meet you."
"It's a date."
The rest of their shift passed in a blur.
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Genuinely cannot get over how perfect Halbrand as a name is I would like to give the writer who came up with it a huge kiss.
Like, in the most common Sindarin interpretation, the name consists of the elements hall- "exalted, high" and brand "noble, admirable, fine." HOWEVER, hall- can also mean "veiled, hidden, or shadowed." Already, just at first pass, it's a great name for a Sauron in disguise, because it captures a duality and ambiguity that keeps you guessing, just like the character himself. It's also a callback to Sauron's first name, Mairon, which means "admirable."
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Tolkien often took name roots with Germanic origins for his human characters, particularly the Middle Men. In Old English, hal can mean "a secret place" or "whole, undivided" and brand can mean either "torch" or "sword"--a good combination of meanings, given that the entire Southlands arc revolves around a "lost king" uniting his country, only for it to be consumed in fire by a sword being put in a secret lock. Plus, there's the combination of "torch" and "sword" in brand that evokes smithing, especially with the more Modern English use of a "brand" being a mark that is made with heated metal.
And we're not done yet!
In Old Norse, the name element hall comes from hallr "stone, slab," and much like in Old English brandr means "sword, torch." Again, "stone sword" is a very apt name given that putting the hilt in stone is the way to open the floodgates. AND, I don't think it's any coincidence that there's another famous lost king who pulls a sword from a stone... yeah, they snuck a King Arthur reference in there!
Some linguistics nerd on the team really went, "I am going to give this dude the NAMIEST NAME THAT HAS EVER NAMED. It is going to be multilayered and work in several languages and remain just ambiguous enough that even if people [read: me] are crazy enough to look up its meanings they won't get a definitive answer." And that was so sexy of them, my hat is off to them for doing a fantastic job.
Update: I'm doing more name analyses! You can find them here: Arondir | Bronwyn | Theo | Waldreg
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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
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