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Marneus Calgar

By Zhang Han

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What? Me turning a cuddling poll into a body pillow thing? Who would have thought? (probably only people who know that I have a shit ton of dakimakura for my therapy pillow).

The first one is supposed to be angled, so your head would rest in the lap.

And yes, the file has the size for a 250x200 cm pillow (98x78 inches).

This is a WIP, one pose is missing, the flip side (helmet off) is missing and it will be colored by a friend.

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Do you wanna read a Night Lord/Blood Angel toxic relationship fanfic idea??

So i was having this idea, that probably will end in nothing, about a Blood Angel being captured by a Night Lord. The NL choosing leave him alive just for entertain himself torturing him. Things took a twist and now he find himself wanting something different from the BA, but we are talking about an astartes (and not a nice one), so this ends being like "i don't want to kill him, i want to possess him" bc this is the only thing that makes sense in the mind of the NL.

Meanwhile, the BA is having a crisis because due to the torture, that is not only physical but mostly psycological, his mental conditioning kinda breaks and he is starting to question all the shit of the Imperium, all the lies hidden under the propaganda, but at the same time that realization is entering in conflict with the fact that the traitors legions aren't much better than that. Now he must face the idea that he no longer belongs anywhere, that the empire will probably reject him for having fallen into the hands of the enemy, or worse, that he will reject the empire for having heard the traitor's poisonous words. And it is in this insecurity and doubt that something else begins to emerge. A sense of comfort and relief in submitting to the whims of the NL. Because pain does not allow him to think. Because subjugation does not allow him to doubt. And in the absence of the power of empire, the power of the NL can be enough?

Of course, since we're talking about two gay war criminals in a toxic, damaging, self-destructive relationship in the context of Warhammer 40k, this can only end in catastrophe and blood.

So if I were to write this someday with my broken English, would anyone be interested in reading it?? I saw almost no space marine/space marine fanfics in AO3 and would like to do my bit.

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No, for real. I'm tired of the majority of genderbend primarchs makes all of them hyperfemmenine. With Fem!Fulgrim and Fem!Magnus its ok, but look me in the eye and tell me that Fem!Ferrus isn't a butch. And talking of that, GIVE ME MY BALD GIRLS!!!! COWARDS, YOU ARE ALL COWARDS.

what if your genderbent primarch gf has SMALL titties. what then

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"Vengo a empeñar a mi hijo"

cannotttttt get over this depiction of peleus bringing achilles to chiron to raise him that's taken from a 6th century BC oinochoe. why is he holding him like that

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It is! Normally they have serves that will do it for them, and in some cases the process is not only methodical but ritualistic too. Now this highly depends on the culture of the chapter itself, but the relation between an space marine and his armor can go even further, for example Salamanders are "buried" (incinerated) with their armors. Or the more extremely case that i know are the Carcharadons (my bois), they rarely take their armors off, if they do it at all, and for them is taboo even touch the armor of another marine. Which have all the sense when you consider that they replicate in their armor the battle marks of their skin, kinda implying that they perceives their armor as an extension of their own skin.

How do the primarchs/astartes with the head tube things shower. Do they disconnect? Do they come apart from the armor? I imagine that is a whole nightmare.

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he doesn't mind actually

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This is so cute!!!! 😭😭

Battle-brothers look out for one another 😊

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Sh2-184, Stardust

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AVE DOMINUS NOX!

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I'm in this situation right now. Help.

You ever try to draw armor from warhammer and when you look up photo refs you're left more confused then you were before and you still don't understand how warhammer armor works

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this is a controversial opinion and I’m not a gamer but I don’t need my graphics to be that good. I don’t need to see every individual feather on a bird. my poor computer doesn’t deserve to carry that weight either.

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"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.

I promise someone wants to read it.

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And i think i was having a bad time since the last update fucked up my boot files (i manage to fix it but now steam doesn't work for only-god-knows reasons). But killing an SSD it's just 💀

I love kde neon but now I'm scared.

well, after KDE Neon murdered my SSD (turns out thats why my PC wouldnt boot) i no longer trust anything Ubuntu-based, so im gonna try the KDE spin of Fedora instead to mess around with on an old HDD (if it works well i'll run it permanently when i get my replacement SSD)

will post updates

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trojan war WRAPPED

you spent 10 YEARS at war

overall, you killed 1685 trojan soldiers. that's almost 17 hecatombs worth!

aristeia moment! your best day of fighting was in year 9, where you sent 23 souls of warriors to hades in a single battle

you were saved by hera 4 times

you exchanged armor with 2 trojan warriors. zeus xenios smiles upon you!

check out your top 5 commanders:

nestor

odysseus

agamemnon

menelaus

ajax the greater

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imagine in like 10 years linux becomes a lot more popular and competitive with windows

but that would also mean it would have more support and development

so things would just... work? you dont have to troubleshoot simple things anymore? you dont have to hunt down some obscure forum post from 11 years ago because your desktop environment is being stubborn?

now that would just be boring, where's the fun in that smh