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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,
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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
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Here is a skill that many of us are going to need for survival: how to tell if someone is offering to let you lie.
The tip-off phrase is "If [circumstance] was true, then we/I could do [helpful thing.]" This is not a guarantee that the person is offering, but it should tell you "I am being informed of a way to improve things."
Your confirmation phrase is "What documentation would that require?" This is essentially asking them "if people come asking me to prove this, will I be able to? Or will they not come at all?"
The answer you are hoping for with the confirmation phrase is "Just tell me if it's true, and I'll put it on the form." Note that this is not a direct instruction to lie, because they can't tell you that.
If they didn't mean to extend an offer to lie or this is a situation where they can't, then they'll list off something like your paystubs or your birth certificate. Your response back in that case is "Thanks, I'll tell my friends who qualify." This clears you of any concerns that you may have been considering lying.
The more complex answer is when they answer by giving you a form on the spot. Your job, in this case, is to scan the form and see if what they are asking you can be meaningfully verified by an official source.
Things that can be verified by an official source include, but are not limited to, your age, legal sex, income, veteran status, and place of residence. It's not generally a good idea to lie about these on official documents.
Be smart, and be practical. Do what you need to in order to stay alive, and keep an ear out for the people offering to help you do so.
#I'm very bad at this#sometimes I'm looking back and see how people tried to helped me out while my reaction was basically oh silly! in fact I do not qualify!#who's silly now huh#me#I'm silly#and autistic#and bad at reading social cues
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Nicky and quynh but is the 70s
[ID: Bust of Nicky and Quynh wearing sunglasses and sneakily looking sideways. Nicky has a mustache and a white unbuttoned shirt. Quynh has short hair, dark blue shirt and a teal scarf around her neck. End ID.]
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"tumblr is soooo full of drama" not for me it aint! i have a blocklist stretching 20,000 leagues under the sea and the peace of fucking mind it affords me
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virgin historical accuracy freak vs. the chad artistic anachronism enjoyer
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wish i was having nasty dyke sex instead of experiencing the horrors
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Gonna do it for myself just because
It's okay, altough very conditional
My best friend probably. I genuinely love her so much.
Yes and no, but it's somewhat pointless to dwell about. I'm making some small steps to do stuff I'd do differently back then.
Yeah
Single, never been in a relationship beside friendship and I kinda feel I've missed my window for first one. I'm okay with it tho, probably on a aroace spectrum
I feel like I'm gonna age as an old person. I would like to die with clear mind and self sufficient body.
Peach yoghurt with granola
Not really, I started enjoying sports only few years ago, but I'm still insecure about my skills and body. Want to get into boxing next year.
Not anymore
I've never had any physical fight
I like a lot of people, no one romantically so
Yeah, I studied at an art school and have ADHD, so
No actually
Terribly.
Not now. I love pets, but more in an uncle/aunt way. I'm allergic, very sensory sensitive, and leading somewhat chaotic life.
Neutral. I'm procrrastinating updating my CV, so a little bit worried about that
Never made out with anyone, so no
No, I like them, but in the place I live in they are really small and chill, big one stress me a little bit. Not fear tho, and I like cohabitating with them
I was thinking about it lately, when feverish! And: maybe? I would do a lot of things differently if I could go back like eight years, when I was starting my final year of high school. Very different decisions. Would take better care of myself and wouldn't spiral into this years long depressive/burnout episode. Like I said before, I'm trying to do some stuff I should've done before
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Uhhhhh I have school so probably deal with interior design and graphic programs
I don't want to bring people, either as a birthing parent nor. not sure how to say it? other parent who also made decision? But I would like to adopt one day, if I have this option, preferably older or teenaged kid. Not building my life toward this moment tho
One, cause the other in other ear closed up. I want one in each nostril, but now I'm dealing with allergies and shit so yeah
As in what?
Terribly. Also, kinda repeating question
Nothing really
Don't think so, but I'm also very oblivious. Maybe platonically.
Nope
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this guy who is guest in my flat rn, really annoying and don't understand "no" in more annoying way, not creepy way. He's leaving tmr morning
My friends, at least my best friend
I like colors in general so baby blue and hues of red maybe
Yeah
Don't remember
Uhhhhhh my therapist probably? I'm not a big crier
Nope, in fact, I'm too fast to cut people off. Working on it too. Only person who got a shitton on chances was my sister up to the moment she broke my heart. We haven't really talked in like. two and half years
Forget
Not really, 2023 was way better, but it was a decent year for sure
Not sure if it counts, cause I've never had kiss with person i actually wanted to kiss, but kissed some friends when I was uhhhh 22?
Nope. Fuckup with question numbers?
I like cooking in general and do it well, but my comfort food I do always when too tired to do anything else is spaghetti pasta with tomato sauce, since I was a little kid
Yes and not, more like life is this huge choices tree, so like every time you make some choice, new options appears. Logical to me
Read some fanfic
Depends on definition of cheating and relationship, but I do believe cheating as in breaking trust of other person who loves you on deep and intimate level is always wrong.
I think I'm more cruel than mean? And often people read me as mean, this the life of autistic person. I feel my core is just leyers and leyers of kind and cruel
No one???? Are you guys okay
Once again, what's definition? But I'm more into bell hooks understanding of love, as set of action rather than feeling, so how do you define realness in this definition
Big summer storm with lightnings and thunder, that brings coolness after warm and lazy day
Yes, a lot! There's not a lot of it nowadays, but I like it a lot when happens
I see marriage more as a buisness/legal thing, but if I'm ever in a long term realtionship, I probably would like one. Illegal for me in my country atm
When a girl or nb person does it. It shortcuts me a little ngl (hoping for someone who would call me this all the time. Spiritually I'm bottom, would love to check it out irl). When guys try it, even in jokes, I got a violent whiplash
Being in mountain. Spending time with my best friend. Sense of calm after big and dramatic emotions or meltdowns. Playing drums!!!! I have my second lesson tmr :)
Yes, I seriously consider this rn! Anecdote: I was a volounteer and I didn't recognized my name on a timesheet and missed my shift (: But honestly I gotta consider it, feels like a lot. Plus gotta check how my parents feel about it, would hate to get hate crimed and cut off financially. You never know with my parents, look point 1.
Yes, cause I fucking hate her and she's my sister's serious girlfriend rn :)
I'm nb, so it's kinda??? but seeing as I'm read as woman societally and describing myself as a lesbian. Well it would be fucking bad, sorry for that man. My guy friend wouldn't do it to me tho, we all have very sibling/familial realtionship and I draw setup for painting for his new girlfriend so!!!! Cute. As to my girl friend, well, would be awkward cause I really don't want to be her "girl-best friends toxic situationship", not gonna happen tho, she's very straight. If happened, yeah but no, love her but she's not great as romantic partner
(Definitions like in 55) Not complete complete, cause I don't act completely myself to anyone, maybe my best friend? But yeah, we are pretty close with my guy friend
Annoying guest
My best friend
I enjoy the idea of and soulmates in media, but in reality it feels somewhat more tragic and creepy. Not really.
Hmmm. Seeing my past suicidal ideation, I would rather live for someone. And I kinda do, actually :)
70 horrible questions ... Fuck it
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
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do you think 22 and 25 is a weird age gap?
Yeah you both have to die now
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Could someone PLEASE edit Unification so that Kirk gets teleported to Five Guys finally
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I somehow got stuck on ‘parent of a mentally ill child’ TikTok and it is reminding me that there are genuine supervillains in this world. I realized most mentally ill ‘problem children’ are the direct result of having evil parents when I was on the pediatric psych ward but seeing people come online and confidently speak about torturing and provoking their child into a meltdown is making me lose hope in humanity. Especially mothers of autistic daughters. I thought autism boymoms were the worst but the intersection of misogyny and ableism is genuinely horrifying.
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JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour
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Gentle reminder that newspapers can’t call incidents “murders” or “kidnappings” if no trial has taken place. They CAN say “suspected murder” or “possible kidnapping”, but they can’t outright call stuff murder etc. because that’s up to a court to decide. So yeah, they tend to use words like “missing” and “killed” instead. This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this isn’t intentional erasure, this is just honestly in journalism.
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