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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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fanfiction is amazing because I can experience every universe where they choose each other!! each a little different, but at the end of the fic I know they will come together.

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My wife and I just had a very high conversation about the origins of potatoes in Middle Earth, and have come up with three theories:

Tolkien just translated the word for some lost species of tuber into potato for us modern humans

The elves took a boat to the West, found South America, and brought back potatoes

The entwives gave up sentience for the privilege of becoming the most nutritious edible plant of all time.

Vote for your favorite

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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

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cain

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Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

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one of the funniest things you can do is vagueblog about a book you hated and what you specifically found objectionable and inevitably someone will be like “op you should read [the very book you’re complaining about], it handles this soooo well” no lad it does not

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“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

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Dear sweet beast for a very patient commissioner on the prompts "contrasting glaze with underglaze touches" + "nonstandard face shape"

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

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Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it

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Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you