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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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April, visiting the turtles: Hello, I just came to-

April: *Sees Donnie shoving Leo into the washing machine while Mikey records and Raph watches*

April, retreating: Something suddenly came up.

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Leo: You know what’s funny about Donnie? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Donnie, holding a fork: You know you’re talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the black market.

Leo: ….

Donnie: *Lip smack*

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Donnie: I dare you-

Raph: Leo is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Donnie: Why not?

Leo: “I have no regard for my own personal safety”, as some would say.

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Donnie: You seem familiar…have I threatened you before?

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Leo: Would you take a bullet for me?

Mikey: ….Yes?

Donnie: *Angrily bursts into the room*

Leo, running away: Great thanks!

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Donnie: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!

Donnie: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

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Donnie: Last week, Mikey tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet “because it worked for Nemo”.

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[Leo and Donnie texting]

Donnie: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.

Leo: I got spring water.

Donnie: NO!

Leo: With EXTRA minerals!

Leo: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Donnie: DON’T COME HOME!

Leo: Mmmmmm, cave water.

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Donnie: SSSHIT-I BURNT MY LIP-

Raph: …Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

Donnie: Because WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

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you know when something is so accepted in fanon you forget that you forget it's not canon? the way i literally forgot newtmas is not canon-

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Leo, in April’s window: I thought I’d find you here!

Donnie, climbing past Leo: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

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GRAND FINALS

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Raph: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying?

Leo: Damn, if people did that to each other, Donnie would’ve killed me years ago.

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Splinter: Capitalising every word in a sentence is vomit inducing.

Draxum: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land!