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this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

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when my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down

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so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

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mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

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the force awakens + the elements

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Chewbacca has been around since Anakin turned to the Dark Side. Chewbacca has literally witnessed the whole Skywalker family fucking up the galaxy. When Ben was born, Chewbacca was probably just like :-)) can’t wait to see how this one fucks up

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me, holding my thumb over my laptop’s power button: do you need a time out or are you done

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the one thing all of us writers have in common is that none of us are fucking writing

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no

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why do people try to pit star wars and star trek against each other when we all know damn well jim kirk would be all over that psychic twink with a laser sword

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none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

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I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

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Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

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Star Trek can make as many new series and movies as they like, and still nothing will ever truly beat the golden awkwardness of this one shining minute of dialogue.