hepburnswan

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Where’s the lenny bruce fic😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i never ended up writing it 😓

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[hepburnswan]

URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

Please Donate now:👇.

https://gofund.me/d272a0d1

Everything that's happening is entirely unfair and unjust. Please help if you can, every bit counts.

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When I want to read a Jay Gatsby x reader I want Robert Redford NOT LEONARDO DICAPRIO

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sigh

I need to be fücking spayed

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“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

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If you look like this please hit me up

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can we stop tagging oc fics as x reader? PLEASE?

When you're reading a fanfic and suddenly the reader has a name

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When it's a dbf/mbf story but they've known the reader since she was a kid

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Do you ever read a really questionable fanfiction or a spicy love story and think "what the fuck did I just read"

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if i did lenny x reader would anyone read it

(i will probably do it either way)

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“i can fix him”

ok welcome to the construction crew

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seeing people call anons nonnie is so funny to me bc that’s what we call my grandma 😭

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hey yall!! im back after (almost) a year hiatus. sorry i fell off with my writing, i just kinda got bored with it lol but i think im going to start up again. i also think im gonna undergo a little rebrand of this account (ive kinda moved on from my barbie phase in the past year.) however if anyone has requests they submitted awhile ago and still wants me to do them please let me know!!

💗💗💗

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Not me immediately looking up mike schmidt x reader fanfiction after watching the fnaf movie

Josh hutcherson has no business being THAT FINEEEEE