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Bunsen honeyew, oh HUBBA HUBBA! Does anyone but bunsen honeydow truly epitomize the word bimbo? Bumbling, airheaded, yet radiating such an intense sex appeal it might damn near melt the flesh from your shielding hands and unburden your eyes, making them privy to the blinding empyrean radiance of bunsen honeydew. it takes all my training condensed into this moment to stop myself from blasting off just typing those 5 magnificent syllables.
#muppets#the muppet show#the muppets#jim henson#so hot and sexy#bunsen honeydew#sorry thats dr bunsen honeydew#dr bunsen honeydew#i should probably cleave my pinky finger off yakuza style for this injustice#this besmirchment#its so wrong#but so right#my skin crawls with barely contained lust#over this spherical sex god#this blind jaundiced Adonis#fuck#cum
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crazy harry its such a shame that in a post 9/11 world your explosion-based humour was not appreciated. you brought back memories of a horrendous event crazy harry but it wasnt your fault, your explosive obsession was meant to assuage our terror, mollify our mortification. i will remember you crazy harry, though this sick world may not.
#muppets#the muppets#the muppet show#jim henson#crazy harry#9/11#this is my 9/11#i'm sorry crazy harry#i still think you're swag crazy harry#slap me some skin#oh shit#youve placed a detonator in my hand#the act of slapping me some skin has activated it#man-made ragnarok has been unleashed#aw look at that rambunctious face#that cheek splitting grin#i could never stay mad at you#you little rascal#c'mere#just missing you
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Sam the Eagle, please save us Sam the Eagle. Save us from this dry spell of humorous content Sam the Eagle. Sam the Eagle your commitment to American values is so admirable Sam the Eagle. Divest this sick dark world of the means to spread repugnant decadence Sam the Eagle.
#muppets#the muppets#the muppet show#sam the eagle#jim henson#america#american culture#american cultural renaissance#Henson's Hell#Sam the Eagle save us#Sam the Eagle I love you
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