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I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy
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I believe Foreman could literally walk in on Wilson and House cuddling or making out or having gay sex and his first instinct would still be "they're pranking me somehow. but not to worry, I'll figure out why they're doing this" and then he'll flounder around for a while coming up with heterosexual explanations before he recruits another duckling to help, who's like ",,,,,they're gay" (this had not occurred to Foreman)
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what is going on in this photo. why is house posing like that. why is chase's hair like that. why are cameron, foreman and wilson staring into my soul. cuddy is hot. that's it.
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i cant believe they really wrote an episode of house where house uniquely connects to an autistic kid and has an issue w his bloody carpet being pulled up and replaced w something that is basically identical and says he envies the kid bc at least he doesnt have to deal w social niceties. and then at the end of the episode they say 'BUT. house isnt autistic hes just an asshole!' alright. whatever you say bestie
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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.
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look at my doctors dawg im gonna die
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Matching disappointed pfps for you and your loved one
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biased journalism is the only type of journalism that exists and I hope for your sanity you can accept that
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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large
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if house was transgender he’d bring it up all the time.
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A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
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