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i think part of the reason why i love disney’s hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in what’s basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter i’d probably have no fucking patience too

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a movie about a hypothetical killer clown called “if”

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Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.

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FLORENCE WELCH & LADY GAGA Gaga: Five Foot Two (2017)

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i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

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The trouble with this part of the world is that they have too many fairy tales. 

The Vampire Lovers (1970) dir. Roy Ward Baker

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Since kik has gone away, I’ve moved over to discord

Anyone that’s interested in starting a doubles formatted rp, literate and mature but fandom based rp please add me on discord. I am not expecting very long and super detailed replies but I will explain more on that and send examples on discord.

Fandoms I RP:

•Twilight

•IT (2017)

•Stranger Things

•The Vampire Diaries

•Sons of Anarchy

Discord is bbyklary#2353

if you message me and we do start a RP together and my replies are slow please know that I take my time on things and don’t like to instantly reply so please if you could no spamming and such.

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thank u, next as a 90’s anime 💄

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it’s october 3rd so mean girls as a 90’s anime 💋💄💖✨

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I find it ironic that in twilight it’s mentioned (by I think Jessica) that Carlisle must be some kind of match maker given all the Cullens children kind of paired up, but then in the one time Carlisle actually did try to play matchmaker with Edward and Rosalie he failed terribly.

when they overhear jessica say that they immediately start using it as a way to tease carlisle lmao

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i’m personally taking it upon myself to make twilight one of those cult movies like rocky horror that are constantly playing at cinemas where people dress up and quote the lines along with the actors who is with me

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twilight au where emmett is the doctor, carlisle is a frat boy, esme is the bitchy daughter of a wealthy politician, rosalie owned and lived on a farm, alice doesn’t get visions for people but for chickens, and jasper is canadian.