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and more squares

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rat bastard child

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Can you do a Jake english?

you know i have this headcanon that the reason Jake survived so long in a monster infested island it's partly because the tinkerbulls adopted him, because he had the same energy as a bronce blood, and they think he is just a poor hornless child.

they would stay with him when he fell uncontious in the forest where he should have been eaten

maybe bring him food so he doesn't need to leave his room more than necesary

and guard the place to keep other lusus from atacking him.

and jake would just asume the little guys are just friendly and really funny and not that they are trying to fullfil the rol of a guardian

This is just a headcanon but i really like the idea, specially because Jake and tavros are really similar

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[drops in for .2 seconds] Hello

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my god im so lonely

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2 days until Hiveswap: Act 2...

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drawing in ms paint is fun :^)

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Ah yes, lesbians tm redraw

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Somefin from @indigonite‘s dtiys the other day that I plainly forgot to place here wahaha

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sorry gang

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DAVE, on tv: hi there earth c im dave strider and im on your tv

DAVE: did you know its illegal to say "i want to kill the president of earth c”?

DAVE: its illegal, a federal offense, its one of the only sentences youre not allowed to say

DAVE: now it was okay for me to say it because i was just letting you know so you dont go out there and say something like that kind of like a public service announcement

DAVE: whats interesting is its very illegal to say

DAVE: "i really, really think someone out there should kill the president of earth c"

DAVE: ...

DAVE: thats illegal! extremely illegal! very very illegal

DAVE: but its not illegal to say "with a mortar launcher"

DAVE: because thats its own sentence, an incomplete sentence sure but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that so thats perfectly fine, perfectly legal

DAVE: i also found out that its incredibly illegal

DAVE: like extremely illegal

DAVE: to go on tv and say something like "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the white house would be from the roof of the rockefeller-hewitt building because of minimal security and youd have a clear line of sight to the presidents bed room"

DAVE: ...

DAVE: insanely illegal! ridiculously recklessly insanely illegal!

DAVE: yet its even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram

DAVE: INSANELY ILLEGAL!! ridiculously horribly felonious

DAVE: because they will come to your house in the middle of the night and they will lock you up, extremely against the law

DAVE: however one thing that is technically legal to say is "we have a group that meets fridays at midnight in karkats basement and the password is 'where making this hapen'"

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eleusi for @ spaceraestuck on twitter for artfight!! i had so much fun painting this

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one thing stays consistent in all of my headcanons of these two; Feferi is big n’ tall.

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sunlight & music

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kids return(1996)

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kids return(1996)