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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

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Curious Zelda

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Illustration from The Cat Who Went to Sea by Kathryn and Byron Jackson, pictures by Aurelius Battaglia. 1950.

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Best notes thus far

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile

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what is it about Fallout New Vegas that makes it feel like an immersive world full of real folks while Skyrim feels like 3 guys larping and putting on accents

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been playing botw lately

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Sam Vimes-core

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please listen to this it is destroying me its so funny