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i flew home to jersey today and the trip was really easy but then i developed some kind of nightmare sinus headache and got sick after dinner. equivalent exchange

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I'm going to the Hardware Store

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national holiday

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This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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the winter of George

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you dont understand, this is a special cigar. its smoke can detect specters/apparitions. your asthmatic son is safer than he was before i showed up

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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fortnite dropping mariah carey the day after adding skibidi toilet is so powerful. this is hilarious

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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

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I'm kind of obsessed with how Patrick Stewart is Not gay. He's literally straight he just acts like that. Ian McKellen is gay so it's easy to think logically that so is Patrick Stewart but he's not. Unparalleled. Don't call yourself an ally unless you kiss your gay friends on the mouth

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i have decided in the new year to grab my health ocd by the horns and actually become educated about my health. pcp, obgyn, dermatologist, allergist, everything i have been putting off or haven’t followed up with. i need to stop living in uncertainty and anxiety and to actually learn how to take care of myself instead of caging myself in with rules that i don’t even know apply to me (thought loops about insulin resistance is the big thing right now). idk i am sick and tired and i want to actually know what is going on instead of assuming

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GAMER JOHNNY CASH: I pwned a man in reno just to watch him rage

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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

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Midnight hunter

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