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Megatron and Shadow the Hedgehog hanging out
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Sure you know what. All other popular social media platforms suck ass but you don't need to ride Tumblr's dick because this platform also very much sucks ass too
#“last bastion of free speech” like. like. pal. pal have u not seen ceo and staff blalant transphobia campaign#on god last thing i will ever do is ride tumblr's dick fuck this platform just like all the others
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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed
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Go fuck yourself you little shithead. You just cannot understand my swag or silly.
i literally dont understand the obsession with formula 1 its cars going in a circle. go to a roundabout
#motherfucker i am gonna send you to the pits of hell THIS. IS HOMOPHOBIA#unbased#im never listening to you talk about fnaf again#officially? cancelled
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American naturalization test
#my ass getting all but 1 wrong proved i both have awful gut issues anddd im not an america#every single one of these would send me to the shadow realm#ibs hell loop
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Formula One driver Alain Prost drinking soda on a deck chair March 1, 1987 Patrick Behar/Corbis via Getty Images
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"male presenting" yeah i bet he's presenting. slut.
#yes sure ok being observed like a bug#sadly you have described a heavy majority of f1 drivers though the entire sport's history#could literally start rattling off names
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The insessant urge to make out with close friends is back and i need soemone to smite it out of the sky for me
#yea iam. tipsy rn#only partially matters. because it happens sober tipsy AND drunk#no escape#im so tired im gonna go cuddle my pillow and wish i was like. [guestures vaugely]#not romance not horny but a secret third thing#aorry im incoherent rn tbh#rip to all reading this
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cant trust anyone these days
#basically canon in my mind#in my silly little handcrafted au continuity yes to some degree it is#every time i come back to this comic it sends me. it's perfect#literally perfect like what do you mean this didnt happen in canon? yes it did
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Before the horrors
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i think im funny
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#me at 3am to the camera in the kitchen#hoping my friend opens her phone to the stupidest footage on earth
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I need more fics that are like this
I might be cooking something myself but still
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me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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