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This guy likes packages because he's always got sweet and sexy sacks coming at him.

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feral hog screaming

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👀🫰🏻

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Slay Queen!

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positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

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my crazy au where xiao lan for some reason can't return to the great beyond and is stuck with jentry until further notice

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Lightcannon comic referencing Jentry Chau (pls go watch it)

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yoooo the entire soundtrack is full of nothing but bangers but this opening in particular is fire

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someone help her

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are they….. y’know?

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YOU'RE NOT GONE, YOU'RE JUST DEAD!

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Lucius’s secret is out! Curse you, Bellatrix!!

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„Karuzela” nr 2 z 1983 roku

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Mammon: (Chuckles) "Oi, Bee, aren't you glad that the Goetia who sucks off lower class trash went to the dumpster he belongs too?

Vassago: "Sabes que yo también estoy aquí, ¿verdad?"

Mammon: "Oh, shut up, you c*nt."

Beelzebub: "C'mon, bitch, you know Stolas deserves better than that."

Mammon: "Sometimes life's not fair, Bee."

Beelzebub: "Mammon, sometimes, you're fat. You don't hear me talking about that, do you?"

Mammon: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Beelzebub: Just seems to me you need to be sympathetic to what it's like to be pregnant, bitch."

Mammon: *Raises eyebrow, dumbfounded* "What?"

Beelzebub: "What, you don't have a food baby with a bucket of fried chicken? Probably didn't have your ultrasound, haven't you, bitch. Hang on." *Cutely places ear on Mammon's gut*

Asmodeus: *Chuckles* "This will be fun."

Beelzebub: *Giggles for a second* "Already hear cola fizz and relish mustard... coagulating. French Fries and onion rings, Bitch. But something is missing." *Takes ear off* "I don't hear a heart, bitch."

Leviathan: "Ew!" *Leaves like a queen.💅🏻*

Mammon: "Levy, wait!"

Asmodeus: *Leans down to tell at Mammon* "And I know Fizzy is the daddy!"

Mammon: (Confused) "Have you gone mad?!"

Beelzebub: *Laughs*

Asmodeus: "And if you go near Fizzy again, I will give you a miscarriage!" *His hands burn.*

Beelzebub: *Stops laughing* "Wow, okay Ozzie, no need to terminate his food baby. It's just going to be a flaming pile of clown shit once it comes out of Mammon's big asshole."

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Long distance girlfriends 💔

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💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome \( ˆoˆ )/ 💌

;W;

This made my day

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this is the most sibling interaction ever. they are so stupid ❤️

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Jentry's Rizz Tips

#1 Ask them if they're into arson

#2 Commit arson with your magical demon fire (matches work as well)

#3 The girlies are NOT rocking with your magical arson(unforseen outcome)

#4 They're going to talk about you on Twitter

#5 You realize you have no rizz

And these have been Jentry's Rizz Tips!