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Two... thousand? Perhaps his perception about this woman being danger was correct. Not that he didn't mind the attention, but Vex had always told him to play it safe. You never know what kind of intentions other demons harbored, and Matt himself knew he was a bit too nice for his own good.

Even still, he found himself sliding a bit closer to this mysterious lady. She knew how to assert herself, and he found himself magnetically drawn to it. Through this, if he ever turned his attention to her, he wanted to lock eyes, and eyes only.

He'd do the same with anybody else.

"I mean, ah... I'm not um... I'm not completely defenseless, ma'am! I know how to handle myself... I've lived out on the streets for a few years, myself... Though, I suppose I wouldn't mind the company... I guess it IS a bit too quiet for my liking..."

He didn't want to outright say that he was both a lonely soul, and a homeless one at that. Might as well let the other guess. If she was gonna maintain an aura of mystery, why shouldn't he?

She wasn't going to make it EASY on Matthew. Even for a split second, she could feel his eyes on her. She wanted it. She craved it. Even if he's a simple little Imp, her adventurous side seemed to deem him worthy just by being around him. Her tail even did a little 'wag' as if to invite Matthew closer. She knew all too well what people liked. Her soft fur... the way her curves seemed to just be so proportionate, how her rounded bottom walked and strides. She wanted him to be hungry. "Oh, I don't think that sweetie. I think you're very well enough for conversation.

She's around 5'8 herself, so she's average for a woman. Though maneater wasn't even CLOSE to what described her. Every man's fantasy and more. And she gave it to them. Eventually. Unfortunately for Matthew, she had to play safe. She wasn't looking to knock herself up with a demon she didn't know. "So, why are you out here alone? It's QUITE dangerous to be alone in Hell. I would know. I've been here for over two thousand years." As if prideful for that fact.

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@impulsivemuses (Mary), cont.

At first, he didn't know if the response was directed to him, but the moment he felt fingers touching his shoulder, he turned to face who was addressing him... and was met with cleavage.

He didn't oogle for more than a second (5'1" was pretty short in the demon world), as his gaze drifted up to stare at the woman in question. The comment, the voice, the figure... This woman was... Hoo boy, he couldn't put his finger on it. He was feeling sweaty, clammy... turned on a bit? Though there was one thing he knew for sure...

This woman had 'maneater' written all over her.

Then again, he didn't mind that little fact all that much.

"Oh... uh... Well... yeah, ghosts wouldn't be that talkative, would they? Ehe... Though I'm not the best company for small talk, either..."

His eyes were drifting away a bit, as if he was trying not to oogle. He didn't wanna be one of those people. Everybody deserved that respect, and he cursed himself for even letting himself get turned on by just a small comment.

Who knew what kind of nefarious plans she might have for him? He didn't want to lose himself and find out!

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He couldn't help but feel sorry for the poor cat. That feeling of being in a constant state of starvation... Thankfully, he was sure that a couple whole pizzas would be enough to sate her hunger at least for the night.

There had to be something to help with that. Maybe he could ask Ms. Charlie for a favor, like maybe... a Smoker's Patch, but for dealing with hunger. Surely, the Princess of Hell had an in with Beelzebub, who was literally the embodiment of Gluttony...

Matt wasn't exactly made of money, and it hurt his soul to say no to her, especially when she was genuinely suffering like this.

"I know, I know... That's why I'm ordering a bunch of really hearty pizzas... Should at least sate the hunger for a little while, right? When I get the chance, I'll ask Ms. Charlie if she could call in a favor, maybe Lady Gluttony herself might have a temporary solution, something to reduce the hunger pangs a bit, you know?"

It was an agonizing form of torture being hungry all the time. Never getting the satisfaction of feeling full after a meal. The sinner's stomach would always crave more and more, regardless of how much food Black Star consumed. But it was the price of being a Gluttony Demon.

The young woman can't help but sniffle while Matt picks her up and cradles her like a soon to be wed bride. "Okay.. I.. I'll try.." Black Star truly looked pitiful in his arms. But she really didn't want to disappoint Matt. He was her closest friend in Hell besides Vex. She would be devastated if she lost Matt.

"It's just.." Black Star clenched her eyes and grunted, the ache in her stomach feeling like it was trying to kick her guts. "So hard."

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🐝  *  ―  𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  you've been my best friend for years, what made you think it would change now?  ❜ ❛  i'm always here for you if you need me.  ❜ ❛  well, that's what friends are for.  ❜ ❛  remember, i'm always just one call away.  ❜ ❛  how long have we known each other now? i know you better than you know yourself.  ❜ ❛  you're an idiot most of the time, but you're my idiot.  ❜ ❛  do you want to come over and watch movies tonight? i could use some company.  ❜ ❛  you always know how to cheer me up.  ❜ ❛  i made you your favorite food.  ❜ ❛  i know it's 2 a.m. but i really need someone to talk to. are you awake?  ❜ ❛  remember when we used to build blanket forts? let's do it again.  ❜ ❛  please come to this family dinner with me. my family already loves you and i need some neutral person there with me.  ❜ ❛  here, i got you something. i saw it at the shop and it reminded me of you.  ❜ ❛  do you remember that promise we made to each other when we were kids?  ❜ ❛  i'm so grateful to have you in my life. you mean the world to me.  ❜ ❛  i don't need advice right now, just a friend to listen.  ❜ ❛  you're the best friend one could ever ask for.  ❜ ❛  hey, umm ... thank you for being my friend.  ❜ ❛  you don't have to go through this alone. i'm here for you.  ❜ ❛  want to grab a coffee and catch up?  ❜ ❛  we may not talk every day anymore, but i still consider you my friend.  ❜ ❛  i can stay and help you finish this if you want.  ❜ ❛  you've got this. i believe in you!  ❜ ❛  how about we plan a game night this weekend?  ❜ ❛  do you ever wonder what our lives will be like in ten years?  ❜ ❛  no matter what happens, you'll always have me.  ❜ ❛  you don't have to pretend with me. i like you just the way you are.  ❜ ❛  consider it ... a little friendly competition.  ❜ ❛  thank you, you always know how to make me laugh.  ❜ ❛  i can't believe how far we've come together.  ❜ ❛  just stay put, i'll be over in a minute.  ❜ ❛  i've got us tickets for that concert/movies/exhibition you wanted to go to.  ❜ ❛  how about a road trip? just like old times ...  ❜ ❛  i really appreciate you staying in my life all these years.  ❜ ❛  i don't know what i'd do without you.  ❜ ❛  you can tell me if something is bothering you.  ❜ ❛  race you to the end of the street!  ❜ ❛  bet you can't beat me at this game. i'm a pro.  ❜ ❛  i challenge you to a cooking contest. loser has to buy dinner for the next week.  ❜ ❛  you've been such a great friend, and i just wanted to say thanks.  ❜

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Saw this circulating around my dash, figured I'd give it a try!

Main image: Salem (Bluesky: phos4usm0th.bsky.social) Smaller images: Octi (@illuminocti) Song: "Everlong (Acoustic Ver.)" - Foo Fighters

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"No-Nut November is for cowards. We Nonstop Nut November in this household."

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@lcftcult, cont.

His expression softened when he saw Black Star getting upset. Honestly, he hated the idea of having to go get more candy rapidly from the store, but if she wasn't the most pitiful thing ever when she was hungry, which was admittedly almost all the time.

Being a Gluttony demon must be torture.

"Hey, hey... none of that. I'm actually just about to order some pizza. But you gotta promise me you'll be patient. Leave the trick-or-treaters' candy alone, okay? Then once the pizza gets here, you can go as crazy on it as you want. Understand?"

He's already picking up the cat almost like a bride, and gently swaying her around (emphasis on the gently, he doesn't want whatever she just ate suddenly coming back up).

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What Is Your Final Act As A Villain?

YOU WERE KILLED BY THE HERO, AND THEY REGRET IT

It was raining, and maybe they couldn't see properly. everything was mixed together like mud and clay, and they just kept digging digging digging. they didn't mean to go this far! They thought they could change your mind! And now you're lying on the cold, wet ground, your blood mixing with the rain, and your hero holds onto your face and screams at you to get up.

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I'm busy streaming Sonic fandubs for my server, but here is Matt's costume for Halloween (Artist: @illuminocti)

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Saw this circulating around my dash, figured I'd give it a try!

Main image: Salem (Bluesky: phos4usm0th.bsky.social) Smaller images: Octi (@illuminocti) Song: "Everlong (Acoustic Ver.)" - Foo Fighters

[helluvadrummer]

Saw this circulating around my dash, figured I'd give it a try!

Main image: Salem (Bluesky: phos4usm0th.bsky.social) Smaller images: Octi (@illuminocti) Song: "Everlong (Acoustic Ver.)" - Foo Fighters

[helluvadrummer]

Saw this circulating around my dash, figured I'd give it a try!

Main image: Salem (Bluesky: phos4usm0th.bsky.social) Smaller images: Octi (@illuminocti) Song: "Everlong (Acoustic Ver.)" - Foo Fighters

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"... I'm jealous. I want someone to hold me."

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Send my character messages that you think will strike a nerve.

Whether the reaction be anger or sadness.

(meme originally made by avengingson, who has since deactivated)

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@pinklocksoflove (Lucatiel): Lucatiel swoops in for a biiiiigggg hug. It may be difficult to breathe for a moment.

Getting a face-full of cleavage isn't terrible, but he absolutely can't breathe. His arms struggle to pull himself free, but yet he still finds time to wrap his arms around her waist as well, in response.

Once he pulls his face free, he lets out a loud gasp, and looks up at the angel holding him.

"Good to see you too, mama Luca~"

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"... It's too quiet. I hate this."

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@soaked-sammon (A mysterious Goblin...): "Wait, what?"

Send "Wait, what?" to get ABSOLUTELY RAVAGED, no questions asked!

Seems the heat is kicking Matt's ass even worse than he thought it would, considering he was now grabbing a random goblin woman, yanking her into a nearby alleyway, and stripping her down... Okay, maybe she wasn't as random as mentioned, this is totally consensual.

"You'll uh... You'll have to excuse me... I-I'm... I'm not myself... I'm quite famished, you see... and you look like a nice little snack~"

He already has the goblin bent over, and yanking down her jeans, pulling aside her panties, and pressing his cock to her opening.

"Mmmmn... thanks for the warm hole, babe~"

Then he slams his hips down upon her ass, down to the base, filling out her inner walls with his full length. Of course, he doesn't stay in one spot for long, opting to slam his hips down over and over, grunting hungrily all the while. Of course, this isn't going to end with just one orgasm.

He's not gonna stop until she's got a full belly, after all. He won't stop until his balls are EMPTY.