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Spin the wheel. You are now dating this Elden Ring boss.

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doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

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if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows

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it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

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the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze

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when the only way out is through

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funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape

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Mark Rothko, Four Darks in Red, 1958

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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

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Happy Worf Wednesday

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it's funny how it takes me an hour of sitting at my desk and zoning out before i even start doing anything. that's the acclimation period. and it's unshakable.

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i'm glad there are episodes in the next generation where data gets reprogrammed/possessed/we meet his evil twin/etc, because as much as brent spiner is amazing as data, his real talent is playing weird little freaks

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will never not be my favorite image

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being too on tumblr is a crazy experience bc you will think to yourself "man. cannibalism is so cringe now all the most boring people alive are obsessed with it" and then realize that that is a sentence from insane world

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They're always eating everything