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me: does something really, really stupid with my sleeping and/or eating schedule
me: this will be fine
arrested development narrator voice: it was not fine
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distant relative at family event: It's been so long since I saw you!! How's school?
me: none of the things that once excited me make me happy anymore i'm living off caffeine and anxiety i'm paralyzed by my future my diet is trash and my body is slowly rotting but otherwise i'm good hbu
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this is one of my favorite tweets of all time
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me recommending movies that will make me receive a “that was fucking horrible” text 2 hrs later
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.
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im thirsty af for
a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company
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Why did we as a society collectively decide we have to be productive before 9 am we could have avoided this…. it didn’t have to be like this…..
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when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:
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someone: can u….chill…..
me: chill….hm………never experienced…that emotion…..
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