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by mustloveherbs

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gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend

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ICONIC

it’s really funny that i got accused of being an agent of western imperialism for criticizing the Chinese government while I’m currently going viral for a tweet dissing British politics. maybe some of us just aren’t bootlickers for ANY government lol

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Everyone is like "Dipper and Mabel are actually identical twins and Dipper is trans" but actually what if Mabel was trans

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Candace Owens referencing Harry Potter and confusing the Ministry of Magic with the Ministry of Truth from 1984 is sending me

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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

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i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

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It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

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THE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021) dir. James Gunn

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me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

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@housesguitarspens watch this bird sew

Bird threading pine needles through a leaf to shelter its nest 

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Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye

i cant decide what my favorite line of this is