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I got anon hate on my fandom blog for the first time in a long time and I find it really fucking interesting that the only prominent cis dude in this primarily female/NB ship is the only person who goes around being a fucking asshole, everyone else is cool
#cis men are so bad at fandom istg#mostly i'm thinking of idiotic star wars bros who poop their pampers if a woman or POC is in their stupid space movie#marissa can have a little misandry as a treat#the weird thing is that i'm not even sure if the anon hate was directed at me#this dude is obsessed with multishippers because he's “devoted” to this ship and thinks anything else is cheating. ON CARTOONS#but... i'm not a multishipper? and never have been?#idk this dude is fucking insane and i'm laughing about it
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Why can't we have dude porn bots? I don't want DMs from hot bikini girl bots, I want DMs of comically huge dicks from men who are asking for bob and vagene.
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It's just fucking creepy that my Tumblr recommended posts are all about bread, and I've recently started experimenting with focaccia, with the ultimate goal of being able to make my own challah
Look at my beautiful focaccia baby. It’s only the second thing I���ve ever baked from scratch
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I love being a female professional with sexist clients, I love it when men yell at me because they didn't listen to me, I definitely do not want to put all men (save my partner and a few others) in a rocket aimed directly at the sun
#honestly even the good men have their moments where i want to launch them into the sun#so many poisoned brains#when people give me shit for doing a misandry i'm like... how can you NOT dislike men as a group#sorry for being mad at the people who most often oppress me directly i guess
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You’re not punk you’ll never be punk your clothes are from shein and your makeup is from TikTok
#this is me being Peak Old but I *HATE* that you can just go on Shein or Romwe and just buy an aesthetic#just taking all the DIY and anti-capitalism out of subculture in favor of supporting sweatshop labor#you feel so much more connected when you're altering your own clothes and making your own jewelry#growing up alt before online shopping was a thing was difficult y'all#just making do with what you could get at the mall and the thrift store#and the one alt store/head shop in the neighborhood that sold spikes and patches
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I got served some Tumblr live content and it's some dude who posts daddy dom content but is streaming his work day at Primo Hoagies, I'm fucking dead
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I made the mistake of checking a former friend's socials and she's still trying to become a professional gamer or some shit even though she's not good enough to play on an esports team and she's not funny or charismatic enough to become a streamer, so most of her content is a) posting sob stories and fundraiser links to pay her rent because she moved to a high cost of living city with no job, no plan, and no support system, and b) bullying her followers for not supporting her as a QPOC in gaming despite not putting out any content besides whiny tweets that add nothing to the discourse
We used to bond over being outcasts with abusive parents except I worked hard and dedicated myself to therapy and she still sits at her fucking computer gaming 18 hours a day, I wonder why only one of us can afford rent
#kinda wonder what her followers would say if they knew she was physically and financially abusive to her ex :3#i'd never actually start shit like that because i am glad to have her out of my life but it's fun to think about
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The porn bots are now liking my (bad) posts and also have graduated to having actual porn content on the blog instead of a blank page. I do not care for these new porn bots
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Why does it take me so fucking long to write sex scenes 😭
On the plus side, I finished writing the scene I wanted to add. On the minus side, that scene gave birth to another sex scene that I still have to write
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Bless u unhinged Tumblr girls/gays/enbies for posting blurry BTS shots of the new Blorbo show, it looks very dumb and Blorbo looks like a gay magician in his little vest. Can’t wait to only watch his scenes out of context through clips and gifsets
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I've watched 3 episodes of TLOU and I feel like I'm huffing paint or something because I'm seeing a ton of fawning reviews but I think that show is, like, aggressively mid (minus the gay Nick Offerman stuff). I saw a post that was like "A+ video game writing is C+ television writing" and I have never read anything more accurate in my life
#can we as a culture get past zombies#humans are the real monsters blah blah blah#the only thing i really like is the fungus zombie design#other than that there's really nothing new or groundbreaking#the sassy teen is also very annoying and not funny#i was thinking of watching episode 4 for my queen melanie lynskey but i'll just wait for yellowjackets s2#i don't think i'm going to watch the twd spinoff for blorbo purposes because it'll all be giffed on tumblr anyway
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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Wild that Draft Kings is advertising on Tumblr, a site that only cares about sports when they’re shipping players with each other
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I followed like 60 art and poetry bots on Twitter today and it has completely revolutionized my online time. Now the hot takes are few and far between, and instead I've been looking at paintings and sculptures and reading bits of poetry. I actually feel good and if not inspired, then open to more creativity. Highly recommend.
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I've been trying to eat healthier this year, especially after my long weekend in New Orleans where I felt sick to my stomach and had a days-long meltdown from being overstimulated and eating poorly.
Cut to today, I'm walking back from court and I decide to stop at the organic market to try their all-vegan lunch counter. I'm on my period, the most apocalyptic blood torrent day. The elevator from the Shining is a mere trickle compared to the Niagara Falls of uterine lining pouring out of my body. My stomach is cramping, I'm tired, I had to shit like four times before I left the house today. I'm already over it and I still have hours to go before I can go home and do even more work. (Such is life when you own your own business.) So I decide to get the sushi bowl with brown rice, veggies, and miso-glazed tofu, something relatively easy on the stomach that'll fill me up.
I get back to my office and sit down to lunch at my desk... and there's no fucking tofu. I paid $11 for a container of rice, cucumber, seaweed, avocado, and shredded carrot.
Straight up, I might murder someone by the end of the day.
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