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really fucking weird to put your logo banner on someone else’s shitpost.

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listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

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You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

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thanks sweetheart. you’re a doll. i’ve got you some belgium chocolate and tea bags.

Came online to wish Constantine a happy birthday!

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it’s me bleedin’ birthday.

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@somnipathetic

exactly.

also time means something to me but i’m choosing to ignore it.

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@somnipathetic i know what day it is. but terrible thursday doesn’t sound as good as terrible tuesday. time doesn’t matter to me, so i’ll say whatever i want. 

anyway. i’m okay. anxious but that’s just the norm. 

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@somnipathetic

hail and well met. how are you on this terrible tuesday?

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hey.

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The fact that dozens of you will only “like” this and not reblog it is sickening. Grow up.

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ladies, you know it’s real when you go down on your man and you find pubic hair between your teeth the next morning and aren’t even bothered.

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oh wow.

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Donate your unused bones and teeth to a good cause TODAY. 💛💛

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me and geoffrey.

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boyisabottom.mp3

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Pov: ur my boyfriend, ur 5’5 and I stepped on u on accident and I killedd u 🥺 :-(