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I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try.

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i’m not crying you’re crying

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me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

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“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.

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all of these have the same energy

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People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

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Hey do any of my followers know how to render REALLY good?

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What pleases u in bed?

sleep

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*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

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Guys, I’ve figured it out

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