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Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

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this is actually the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

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Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

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NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

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When you really wanna text someone but you realize you’re getting attached and you need to chill

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kanye wrote gross lyrics and taylor approved of them, then lied in order to capitalize ON those lyrics but what i wanna focus on is how beyonce is so damn funny she’s like indirectly responsible for the feud by releasing single ladies, the song that created ww3 and she doesn’t even fuckin care LMAO 

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salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

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Friend: are you okay?

Me: short answer or long answer?

Friend: short answer?

Me: no

Friend: long answer?

Me: noooooooooooooooooo

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Snap, crackle, and pop. 🔊

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those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

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there are straight people and then there are Straight People

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