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hey everyone be careful

I don't know if anyone has talked about this, but lately this has been happening in other fandoms too. There'll be these bot accounts that straight up steals people's posts and adds "expand" "read more" "continue" as a link in the end of the post - DON'T CLICK ON THAT, it's most likely a malware or something of the like.

so if you see a post like this: no profile picture, something that looks reposted (I've seen this happening to artists too) and a link at the end, even if the post has tags, that's a bot. Block and report it.

stay safe, and I hope @staff finds a way to stop these bots soon!

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Because I've noticed a lot of these lately, blank blogs with no posts get blocked and reported as spam.

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Alrighty, I've finished up all the current trick or treats (except some bonuses from @tangentially-displaced that I shall save for a rainy day) and I've managed to make a significant dent in my AO3 comment response backlog.

I hope everyone had fun!

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Trick or treat! 🎃🤖

Requesting Transformers Prime Optimus/Ratchet please and thank you 🙏

Hello! Sure, no problem. I hope you like your treat!

Warning for sticky sexual interfacing, specifically cunnilingus.

"Ratchet, that's not necessary," Optimus protested, though he did nothing else to stop Ratchet from pushing his legs apart and kissing the sensitive node exposed by suspiciously open paneling. Optimus didn't even remember opening those panels but clearly he must have.

"You need to relax."

There was a pause, long enough only to lick over the node.

"Doctor's orders."

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Trick or Treat! May I ask for TFA Shockbee? (Specifically Bumblebee spiking "Longarm" during their time in Boot Camp)

Hello! Sure, why not. I don't normally hang around in the TFA space, but I hope you like your treat anyway even if I made it a little bit silly.

Warning for sticky sexual interfacing.

"Are you sure this will help us find the spy?" Bumblebee asked, grateful that Longarm was at least holding still for this.

Splayed out on the bunk on his stomach with a cushion underneath for support, Longarm let his relaxed limbs dangle off the sides. He hardly moved while Bumblebee eagerly thrust into him.

"Absolutely, Bumblebee; this will draw his attention for sure."

"Then I'll be so attention grabbing, he won't know what hit him!"

"Of that, I am most certain."

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Finally maxed out the boop meter.

Today was busy so I'll do the rest of the trick or treat requests that came in tomorrow.

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Trick or treat :3

Hello, person who lives in my home. Have some MegaStar as a treat!

Warning for some sensory play, light bondage, and some mild dom/sub dynamics. idk; it seemed funny.

Keeping an eye on Starscream would have been the wise move, but there was something about the element of danger in not looking that Megatron couldn't ignore.

Eyes off from a temporary block he had allowed Starscream to place on his visual system's settings, he waited, slumped downward on the chair with his legs and panels open and his arms chained behind; chains, of course, tended to be sturdier than cuffs.

The only warning he had was the purposeful clicking of thruster heels on the ground directly in front of him. A cold, blunt pressure abruptly nosed against his valve.

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showing up with big pleading eyes and my trick or treat basket: some idw1-flavoured starscream/optimus, please? 🍬

Okie dokie! Some StarOp for your basket! Here you go!

This one needed a bonus sentence to properly wrap up.

Warning for valveplug.

This was probably not a wise decision, Optimus thought as he reclined on the emperor's well-padded berth, but he hadn't been making terribly many of those lately so he would have been nothing if not consistent.

Starscream had, in private, asked him to indulge him in a little recreation.... As a show of good will, he had promised, with one of those knowing smirks that Optimus remembered from Starscream's delegate days way back when.

He knew he needed to keep his wits about him, to keep an eye out for danger, even with his spike enveloped in the warm comfort of a valve and handsome mech riding eagerly. Unfortunately, he wasn't sure what form that danger might take; it could have been anything from the entrancing sight of well-polished wings bobbing back and forth to a knife in the neck to absolutely nothing at all.

Perhaps he was overthinking the situation again.

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trick or treat; Megatron/Jazz (I'm nothing if not predictable)

Okie dokie! Here you go! A tiny treat for you!

Warning for light bondage and PNP.

In his line of work, Jazz could only rely on himself to get out of sticky situations. Even this situation--his arms bound behind his back and large mech on his lap--would be no different.

Interfacing cables hung between them. Some dangled free, some plugged into corresponding chest ports, and one of Jazz's still waited in Megatron's hand.

The end of the jack in his grasp zapped in need.

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Trick-or-Treating

Hello! My inboxes (here and on @heliossecretdeskdrawer if you're 18+) will be open for trick-or-treating this year.

Trick-or-treaters who pop by the askbox anytime from now through 11/1 will get a tiny 3-5 sentence fic treat. Feel free to request specific characters/ships. Regular request guidelines (these guidelines for the desk drawer) apply.

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Trick-or-Treating

Hello! My inboxes (here and on @heliossecretdeskdrawer if you're 18+) will be open for trick-or-treating this year.

Trick-or-treaters who pop by the askbox anytime from now through 11/1 will get a tiny 3-5 sentence fic treat. Feel free to request specific characters/ships. Regular request guidelines (these guidelines for the desk drawer) apply.

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Whoops, that was supposed to be queued for the afternoon.

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Trick-or-Treating

Hello! My inboxes (here and on @heliossecretdeskdrawer if you're 18+) will be open for trick-or-treating this year.

Trick-or-treaters who pop by the askbox anytime from now through 11/1 will get a tiny 3-5 sentence fic treat. Feel free to request specific characters/ships. Regular request guidelines (these guidelines for the desk drawer) apply.

[heliossecretdeskdrawer]

Trick-or-Treating

Hello! My inboxes (here and on @heliossecretdeskdrawer if you're 18+) will be open for trick-or-treating this year.

Trick-or-treaters who pop by the askbox anytime from now through 11/1 will get a tiny 3-5 sentence fic treat. Feel free to request specific characters/ships. Regular request guidelines (these guidelines for the desk drawer) apply.

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Anonymously - or not - tell me what passage, fic, line of narration, or anything you remember me by as a writer.

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Reblog this if you would not only accept, but welcome fan art, moodboards, etc. of your fics

All of these used to be so common for people to show their appreciation of different fics and authors, and I think it’s a shame people don’t do it anymore. I love seeing fan work for my fics!!

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Is Meg's roast beef dry and floppy or plump and juicy?