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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape
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my mom asked if i want to go on a weekend trip for my birthday to [REDACTED] or [REDACTED] but i just went to [REDACTED] like a month and a half ago so idk if i'm ready to go again
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the black layer's registration is kinda fucked but it's whatever... i printed like 80 pages so i got about 40 good copies out of it
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Guess I've been born again overnight.......................
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Jinkx Monsoon by Danica Robinson for Rolling Stone
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just remembered last time i took an edible and watched porn i clicked on a femdom audio and when the lady started talking she had a scottish accent and i couldn't stop fucking laughing
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seek premium magazine ♡ vol. x, october 2017 © 贝贝no貝貝 (do not edit or remove logo) (i / ii)
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my best friend olric
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every time i remember there's a new obey me app coming out i get a little excited... not too much because there is definitely the possibility that it will suck but... just a little :3c
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i didn't watch this youtube short because the moving image is inherently evil but this thumbnail fucking killed me
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