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So, we'll go no more a roving So late into the night, Though the heart be still as loving, And the moon be still as bright. For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause to breathe, And love itself have rest. Though the night was made for loving, And the day returns too soon, Yet we'll go no more a roving By the light of the moon.

Just a quick one - saw someone else doing a reading of this and I thought I'd rattle one off having the house to myself this afternoon. :)

So, We'll Go No More A Roving by Lord Byron

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So, in the Steam winter sale, I picked up the remake of Dead Space 1, and, having played it (twice through, and then the original game to see what had changed), I have thoughts!

An hour and six minutes worth of thoughts. :P

Gaming Ramble - Dead Space Remake

Beware spoilers, and while I do throw up a very clear content warning before I start talking about it, there is discussion of major plot details, including extensive discussion of a character's suicide.

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So, the other day, I had a recording opportunity, and while I did use most of it for recording poetry audios (found elsewhere), I did want to record some nsfw audios as well.

But I failed to really come up with anything especially original, so I just threw my headset on and got off while encouraging the listener to get off with me.

One Two Three, Cum With Me - A Ramblefap

I hope you enjoy it. :)

-transcribed from the reddit post found here -tags from the reddit post as follows: [Ramblefap][Man Noises][Mutual Masturbation][Group Masturbation][British Accent][9minutes21seconds]

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So, you like to be called "doll" do you?

I was scrolling tumblr last night, when someone posted a thing about how being called "doll" made their brain go brr, and... well this short script was the end result of that stream of thinking. :P

"So, You Like To Be Called "Doll"..." - A Short Script

So I hope you enjoy the audio, and that listening to this little thing makes your brain go brr as well. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from reddit post as follows: [M4A][Short][Dollification][Objectification][No Sex][British Accent][3minutes39seconds]

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So, I had the house to myself, and while in my post gym shower, I thought I would get my stroker out for a last orgasm of 2024.

Then I thought to record it and encourage the listener to join me for one last orgasm of 2024.

This audio is the result. :P

One Last Orgasm Of 2024 - A Ramblefap

I hope you enjoy the audio, even if you end up listening in 2025 (or hell, 2026, why not?), and may this coming year be kind to you and to us all, despite all the signs. :P

Happy New Year. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post found here -tags from reddit post as follows: [Ramblefap][Man Noises][JOE][Stroker][Sextoys][Edging][Mention Of Group Sex][British Accent][15minutes 43 Seconds]

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Ok but that "you've been a very nuanced girl" post was too silly not to record it. :P

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Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

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So, was wandering through my reddit feed, when this lovely little poem turned up - and as such, I may have rattled it off into my headset mic.

With My Own by King Anna

I hope you enjoy it. :)

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So, the other day I recorded a poem I found on reddit, which... well resulted in me getting handed a bunch more poems to record (not quite as racy as that one though).

And so here they are for the rest of you to enjoy. :)

What It Means To Love A Girl Who Is Used To Being On Her Own by Kendra Syrdal

For Girls Filled With Fire by Nikita Gill

a time by ullie-kaye

For The Avoidant by Michaela Angemeer

I hope you enjoy them. :)

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So, I was wandering around on reddit, when I came across a poem that was... Very hot.

So I recorded it.

Profane by Ashe Vernon

Not really safe for work, despite being poetry, hence why posted over here first rather than at the lighthouse. :)

Enjoy. :)

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So, I wasn't planning to record today. Monday is one of the few reliable times I have the house to myself, but for various reasons (mostly my regular counselling sessions), I don't generally feel like recording.

But, things conspired to inspire me to record regardless, and you my dear listener, are the (hopeful) beneficiary of that. :P

I Wasn't Intending To Record Today.... - A Ramblefap

I hope you enjoy it, and that you take my suggestion of grabbing a toy yourself. :)

-transcribed from the reddit post here -tags from the reddit post as follows: [M4F][Ramblefap][Toys][JOE?][Man Noises][Moaning][British Accent][18minutes49Seconds]

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So, I saw a post on here yesterday that... Inspired me to thinking. That thinking lead to a short script, one of teasing.

I present the audio recording of that for you here. :)

"You Got This Wet Just For Me?" - A Short Script

I hope you enjoy it. :)

The script can be found here, the reddit post is here.

Tags transcribed from the reddit post as follows: [Teasing][Narrative][Mirror][Short][Sensation Play][Voyeurism?][British Accent][4minutes34seconds]

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Dead Money

Having just finished a replay of the Dead Money DLC for Fallout:New Vegas, I figure I might as well link to these recordings I did of various bits of that one. 

Sierra Madre Radio Broadcast - The Grand Opening

Dead Money Ending - Performed by Helion

Sierra Madre Radio Broadcast - Final Message

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I think that there are two key things about Dead Money (the Fallout New Vegas DLC for anyone wondering) that are worth saying:

The first is that it absolutely holds up, over a decade later - the storytelling and atmosphere are perfectly judged, the pacing the same: The Villa feels so... utterly unworldly, so profoundly wrong, and yes, hostile as anything, while the Sierra Madre itself sharply juxtaposes that just enough to make it feel like once those doors are close behind you, the wrong is locked out, even as the Suites give this... undefinable air of desperately holding out against the nameless, formless, inevitable Void in the form of The Cloud.

The second thing to be said is that the sound design and voice acting both are unfathomably good: In particular the Police Station bell, the banging sounds in the Clinic, and for that matter the bell tower at the north of Salida Del Sol are... so profoundly unsettling and chill inducing, while Dave B Mitchell really brought his A-game as Dog/God (and Laura Bailey is always on point).

And I suppose the third, is that the writing really was superb. :P

Frederick Sinclair believed one's life could be made anew every day, that fortunes were more than the wealth in your hands. Love. Life… Family, those to care for, and those who will care for you. To those who know these joys, the Sierra Madre holds little they don't already have. Out in the world, beyond these walls, that is your chance to Begin Again.

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So, I had the opportunity to record, and after recording a sfw thing, I then thought I'd deal with some of the frustrations of this week in the most classical of fashions.

But then I thought maybe I should record it? And maybe I should use my new Tenga Spinner again, but try it this time with my normal lube rather than the maker's own brand. And then... well, this was the result.

Spinning With Frustration Chapter 2 - A Ramblefap

I hope the show was as enjoyable for you as for me. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post found here -Tags from reddit post as follows: [Ramblefap][Stroker][Man Noises][Edging][Breeding][Watching Each Other][British Accent][15minutes15seconds]

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So, some of you may be aware that this time last week, I actually bought a game at launch for... the first time in years quite frankly.

And having played it to death much of the past week in amongst all the other life things, I have a ramble about it for all you lovely people who may choose to listen. :)

Gaming Ramble - Frostpunk 2

Also, because I quite enjoyed it as a gimmick/conceit on my last gaming ramble, I once again opened with a short excerpt from a song, this one about the game and found in full here.

Enjoy. :)

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You can take my heart Hold it together as we fall apart Maybe together we can make a spark in the stars we embark And keep us together as the lights go dark

So... This one is a bit different. I'm not making this ramble just after finishing the game, or even having recently played it.

But for various reasons, this morning I ended up really wanting to talk about it.

Gaming Ramble - Death Stranding

And as a bonus, I also read the song as a poem, not just as bookends to the ramble either.

Death Stranding by CHRVCHES

I hope your day is kind friend, and that you hold those you love perhaps a little closer. :)