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oopsie forgot to post this earlier, but still on time, a little bit of Ashe for today~!
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petplay? oh you mean that kink for burnt-out neurodivergent people with abandonment issues who need simple easy directions and assurance that the person giving them will still be there at the end of the night. yeah i got you i know what you're talking about
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I want to be forcefully pet by at least two people. Like the way a group of people will gang up on a dog and pet it real hard and it loves it? I need that in my life. I need to not be able to keep track of the hands on my body.
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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appealing to the audience dude...
Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who's warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways, who'll hold you and tell you that its all gonna be okay.
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i was like, playing with my gock mostly just to do something with my hands and like HOOLY shit im dripping. sopping wet. wow. holy fuck. its so slippery.
horny is such a weird state of being because it literally replaces my brain. everything stops mattering.
like in no other situation would i feel the need to be bred like a mutt while gagging and slobbering all over someones cock. thats such a specific fantasy but i need it carnally.
to be having my spot fucking obliterated and kept quiet by either someones hand down by throat or dick in my mouth
i need a collar. i need to be put on a leash. maybe not even as a sex thing. like i need to be restrained for others and my own safety
might have to blast hog to the hot slutty girlthing in the mirror. idk. shes hot and also me so yk
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op turned off reblogs but this needs to be shared
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for all of those who asked for more modern/college au bubbline. if you expected fluff.. sorry
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You should not draw up water which you cannot grasp: it will make you weak!
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Im so sorry im stupid asf what does this mean? (I mean this in the nicest way possible btw)
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We need to bring back the athletics body type post
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